top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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Davo Yumpus |
Oh no my friend, I am not "lost".
I am very well aware of what the Bible preaches & I deliberately choose to mock it ! |
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Yashashwi Sidharth |
When someone realizes that reality is much more awesome than made up things, he becomes an atheist. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
The real issue is not whether God exists or not, but where to take the argument once one decides that he evidently doesn't - Allain De Botton |
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| Ricky Gervais |
Everyone has the right to believe anything they want. And everyone else has the right to find it fucking ridiculous. |
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| Karen Mkrtchyan |
If God was the one who created me, then he is a total jerk. He fucked up my nose, the bastard. |
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| Unknown |
You may believe god keeps you safe, but at the end of the day, I know you'll look both ways before crossing the street. |
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| Joe Stingel |
World peace is but a fantasy so long as there exists religion. |
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| Hugh Laurie |
if you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people |
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| Arthur Shuey |
Fundamentalists believe the problem is eating from the Tree of Knowledge. Atheists believe the problem is cutting it down |
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| Clayton Angell |
It is hard to name a more profitable venue than religion. |
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| "Abraham Lincoln" |
"If I do good I feel good, if I do bad I feel bad; And that is my religion" |
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| John Page |
And God so loved the world he drowned his own children because they didn't meet his expectations. |
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| Todd W Schoener |
Choose Life...Abort Religion! |
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Alan Harvey |
Evolution tells us we're all winners... Religion tells us we're all sinners! |
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| Jon A |
Why is it that when theists want to mock atheism they do so by making it soud more like religion? |
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| Jon A |
I respect those who are religious - although I share none of their beliefs - as that is a part of respecting them as people. But no matter how hard I try I cannot respect creationists with their asinine refusal to accept facts over myths. |
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| Anatole France |
If 50 million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. |
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| Calliope Muse |
I pity the theist. Their beliefs are so primitive...just like those who believed in Zeus and all the other gods that people have invented over the stretch of human history. Mythology is still mythology, then and now. |
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| James Madison |
What has been Christianity’s fruits? Superstition, Bigotry and Persecution. |
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| Sam Harris |
There is no society in history that has ever suffered because its population became too reasonable — too reluctant to embrace dogma, too demanding of evidence |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
And the Lord said: "LET THERE BE LIGHT." And lo, ATHEISM was born. |
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Prof Uri Nassol |
It's true, religion seems to be trying to evolve. Luckily though, thanks to the forces of "intellectual selection"... religion can't compete for the same resources as science, and so will eventually become extinct! |
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| Jason Rosen |
The Difference between an atheist and a man of religion is that an athiest can at least admit he might be wrong |
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Alan Harvey |
Now I'm an atheist I'm truly 'saved'. Saved from trying to believe the unbelievable, saved from closing my eyes to reality, and saved from lying to myself and others for the sake of unnecessary delusions. |
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Prof Uri Nassol |
The universe seems to be more than 99.9(recurring)% incompatible with human life as does 80% of this planet's surface. If this is intelligently 'designed', whoever did it was a fucking idiot. |
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| Calliope Muse |
Q: What do the Crusades, witch hunts, Holocaust and 9/11 have in common?
A: They were all "faith-based initiatives"! |
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S. V Lalor |
Don't confuse your beliefs with knowledge unless you have knowledge of your beliefs. |
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Christopher Hitchens |
"What can be asserted without evidence can therefore be dismissed without evidence." |
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| Allah Verpint |
Religion comforts by telling us death is not real. Science comforts by telling us how incredibly lucky we are to have lived. |
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Analin Vader |
Child: "Daddy, is nanny in heaven with god?"
Theist answer "Yes, she's watching over us and we'll see her again one day"
Atheist answer "No, nanny is gone forever. But we'll always remember her, the love she gave us and what she taught us"
Which answer is better for the child?
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Alan Harvey |
Pretend for a minute there is a heaven... Following a nuclear holocaust billions of people turn up to spend eternity in paradise. Then what? Would they get jobs, maybe some hobbies to pass the time? Or would they just have to spend eternity massaging god's ego telling him how great he is? A limit to our existence is the only thing that gives life true meaning. |
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George Carlin |
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
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| Will |
Whenever someone informs me that "Jesus loves you!" I hasten to inform that person that I am not in any way a necrophiliac. |
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| MF |
Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power but absolute power is corrupt only in the hands of the absolutley faithful |
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| Karen Armstrong |
Imagination is the most important religious faculty. |
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| Ken Harris |
Primitive people, without the benefit of scientific method, could not see how the wind could move, so they concocted "gods" who moved the wind for them. That's when the trouble started. |
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| David J. Constable |
Perhaps, if more people of faith spent more time personally preparing for their Heaven, Valhalla, Nirvana, the Rapture, the Enlightenment, .... and less time preaching to, interfering with, and maligning others, we would all be better off. |
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| Andy Mulcahy |
Let us help and support one another, for we are on our own in this vast, uninterested Universe |
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| NoGods4Me |
We can prove that oxygen exists. You can't prove that your god exists. That's the difference. I can live without believing in a god and have been doing so for all my life. |
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| Franz Raphael Ferriols |
Proving god's existance by quoting the bible is like proving that Harry Potter really existed by quoting Deathly Hollows. |
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| Kenny Duit |
"I, nor anyone else, will ever prove that god does not exist; however, science consistently proves he is unnecessary." |
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Megadeth (admin) |
Kill a man, you're a killer.
Kill many, you're a conqueror.
Kill them all, you're a god. |
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| Gareth Hunt |
We become religious because our thought processes are flawed. We become atheists because our thought processes can evolve. |
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Bwian of Nazaweth |
Why do believers get the hump with me when I ask perfectly reasonable questions like "Does god fart?" |
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| Baron von Knifty |
One canon of the Catholic church I wish all those followers would pursue is the vow of silence.
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| Vlad Marinkovic |
Religion draws most of it's power from person's inability to comprehend that one day it will just cease to exist, period. |
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| Thomas |
Mary had an affair, Joseph went crazy, Jesus was a fraud and they all made millions. The End. |
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| Daniel |
God is like Santa Claus for adults |
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| Brian |
Moral and ethical fiber without purpose is better than a criminal who attends church. |
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osirisnut |
Can someone please confirm that they don't still drink water from lead pipes in the vatican. |
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osirisnut |
The question is, was Mother Theresa good or evil?. The answer, of course, she was very good at being evil. |
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osirisnut |
Priests are freaks in frocks, and nuns are horrors in habits. A.A.I |
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Pat Simons |
Robots are unaware they've been programmed, and so are theists. |
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Pat Simons |
I will be forever amazed by the theists who have all manner supernatural beliefs, and engage in endless magical thinking, yet demand that atheists be reasonable. |
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Simple Boy |
Rabbi laitman,😂😂😂, this lie of christianity has served us well.Look how those idiots are singing hymns about our country israel.Our fake history is taught in their school curriculum, our tribe is forever mentioned in their churches.Rabbi laitman...😂😂😂 |
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EA Miller |
The King James Version of the Bible was completed in 1611 and contained 80 books. In the 19th century, 14 books were removed. If you buy a King James Bible today, even if it says "1611 King James", chances are it only has 66 books. Why was God unable to keep his word constant and true? Keeping this in mind, pastors often say "God has been the same since the beginning and is never-changing". It honestly makes one wonder if they ever even bothered to research the history of whatever particular version of the Bible they decided to adopt. |
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Simple Boy |
In the secret of my knowledge and understanding, iam God by my own nature.So how can God worship another God? That is inferiority. |
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Simple Boy |
Rabbi Jesus will surely come and he'll save each and every ass of worthless individual that he'll encounter on his way. |
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EA Miller |
Why does the ability to think critically and express oneself rationally for an otherwise intelligent person go right out the window when they start discussing whichever religion they've adopted? |
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Simple Boy |
I won't believe it till i see it, even if i see it but it doesn't fit in the logical i will still dismiss it. |
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