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Annie Dillard, 'Pilgrim at Tinker Creek' Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"
Frater Ravus Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions.
Edith Sitwell I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it.
Unknown Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365 not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers were given. Satan - 10
Woody Allen Woody Allen If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse
Mark Twain Mark Twain The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also
Donald Morgan Jesus' last words on the cross, "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?" hardly seem like the words of a man who planned it that way. It doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to figure there is something wrong here.
Richard Dawkins Richard Dawkins Be thankful that you have a life, and forsake your vain and presumptuous desire for a second one.
School Superintendent on "The Simpsons" episode #1 Prayer has no place in the public schools, just like facts have no place in organized religion.
Richard Francis Burton (1821-1890) The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
Douglas Adams Douglas Adams I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.
Bob Snuka I refuse to believe in a god that would send me to hell just for not believing in him.
Unknown Doesn't it bother you that you put more logical thought into choosing a car than you do in choosing a god?
Robert M. Pirsig When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion.
One of Murphy's laws A man without religon is like a fish without a bicycle
Christopher Hitchens Christopher Hitchens What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof
Carl Sagan Carl Sagan Atheism is more than just the knowledge that gods do not exist, and that religion is either a mistake or a fraud. Atheism is an attitude, a frame of mind that looks at the world objectively, fearlessly, always trying to understand all things as a part of nature
Susan B. Anthony I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.
God *silence*
Albert Einstein Albert Einstein Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
Penn Jillette Penn Jillette Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-o, and all the other things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have.
Robert G. Ingersoll Robert G. Ingersoll Why should I allow that same God to tell me how to raise my kids, who had to drown His own?
James Morrow "There are no atheists in foxholes" isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes
Richard Dawkins Richard Dawkins I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.
George Carlin George Carlin Christians worship a dead Jew on a stick.
Bertrand Russell Bertrand Russell So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence
Friedrich Nietzsche Friedrich Nietzsche "Faith" means not wanting to know what is true.
Chapman Cohen Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense
Dan Fouts I'm a polyatheist - there are many gods I don't believe in.
Ed Krebs The World is divided into armed camps ready to commit genocide just because we can't agree on whose fairy tales to believe.
Peter O'Toole (The Ruling Class) Everything is more or less organized matter. To think so is against religion, but I think so just the same. When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself
Gypsy Rose Lee Praying is like a rocking chair-- it'll give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere
Jon Stewart (Daily Show) Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.
Mark Twain Mark Twain It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand
Lenny Bruce If Jesus had been killed 20 years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little Electric Chairs around their necks instead of crosses
David Viaene Gods dont kill people. People with Gods kill people
Robert M. Price Who needs Satan when you have a God like this?
Salvador Dali Thank god I'm an atheist...
Frank Zappa The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on.
David Brooks (The Necessity of Atheism) To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy
Richard Dawkins Richard Dawkins The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.
Richard Feynman Richard Feynman But I don't have to know an answer. I don't feel frightened by not knowing things, by being lost in the mysterious universe without having any purpose which is the way it really is, as far as I can tell, possibly. It doesn't frighten me
Voltaire Voltaire God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Rev. Ron Without God, life is everything.
Mark Twain Mark Twain I do not fear death, in view of the fact that I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
Bumper sticker Stop lying to children - Break the cycle of religion
Richard Dawkins Richard Dawkins Religion is unusual among divisible labels in being spectacularly unnecessary. If religious beliefs had any evidence going for them, we might had to respect them in spite of their concomitant unpleasantness. But there is no such evidence. To label people as death-deserving enemies because of disagreements about real world politics is bad enough. To do the same for disagreements about a delusional world inhabited by archangels, demons and imaginary friends is ludicrously tragic.
sir David stevens Its 90 degrees in the shade in jerusalem.. where did noah get two penguins and two polar bears from?
Thomas Paine All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit.
unknown Blasphemy is a victimless crime
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Pat Simons Pat Simons The worst kind of slavery is that which results from refusing to think for one's self.
Pat Simons Pat Simons If you take away the conjecture, special pleading, and magical thinking, . . . very little remains of Christianity.
EA Miller EA Miller When I hear: "Most religious people are harmless."

My response to that is: "Perhaps, but if religion is replaced at the benign level with science, reason, and humanist ideals, it's far less likely to become malignant at some point in the future."
EA Miller EA Miller By biblical accounts, Jesus was a socialist, middle-eastern hippie with long hair and a robe who advised people to give away their possessions and follow him. That’s why I find it quite hypocritical that most Christians would condemn such a person from joining their worship groups and somehow still claim he is their personal savior.
Atheist_King Atheist_King If God is real, then why is cancer? I thought we were his "most beautiful creation"?
Simple Boy Simple Boy Iam an atheist because my immune system said no to this crap.I wasn't convinced by someone to be an atheist and that's why nobody can turn me into a believer of praising rabbi jesus' skirt all day and night in exchange for a favor which i can struggle to get.
Gregarious Gregarious Guys: This site is not for arguing with each other! We all have our beliefs and think that we are right - but we simply don't know! That is the beauty of being an Atheist: We are not afraid to say "We Don't Know". So, stop criticizing and putting each other down. The site is for expressions of Atheism amd Atheists' views. For the religious, keep your views and beliefs out of here. Those are for some other site. You don't belong here! But let us accept the views and comments of fellow Atheists without criticism or censure. We are all free to express our Atheist views in any way we wish! Thanks.
EA Miller EA Miller Blasphemy:

“Saying things people don’t like about a non-existent, invisible god and many times being scorned or getting severely punished for doing so.”

EA Miller EA Miller There will never be peace for humanity or equality for everyone as long as religions exist.
EA Miller EA Miller Odd how Jesus’ “golden rule” strongly resembles what Confucius said 500 years before it, “Never impose onto others what you would not choose for yourself.” Yet another plagiarism in the “good book” and not the words of an almighty savior.
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