top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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EA Miller |
To Christians out there calling atheists “Satanists” …
We don't believe any of your fairytales. Which means we also don't believe in any of the fictional characters contained within them, protagonists or antagonists. Capeesh?
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osirisnut |
A man was approached in N I by two men and asked if he was a catholic or a protestant?. The man replied I'm an atheist, to which the second man asked are you a catholic or a protestant atheist? |
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible verses... If a man strikes a slave with a rod and the slave dies under his hand, he shall surely be punished. However, if the slave gets up after a day or two he shall not be punished since the slave is his property. Exodus 21:20-21 |
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osirisnut |
It is a "FACT" there indeed was a "LAST SUPPER" and thereafter it was called "DINNER". |
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EA Miller |
Displaying the Jesus character with an assault rifle is absolutely ludicrous, but right on point for "pro-life" religious extremists. |
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osirisnut |
Religion sucks the life out of people trying to have a life, it's the bane of humanity. |
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Pat Simons |
Ignore religion at your leisure. Ignore science at your peril. |
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osirisnut |
There's the Roman Catholic Church, all the evidence that proves without a shadow of a doubt that no god has ever existed. |
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osirisnut |
"No one can sit at the bed of a dying child and still believe in a god." Lord Byron |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Man's creation of God is THE worst crime ever perpetrated on Mankind. Worse even than Hitler's Holocaust. Just do the maths. |
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EA Miller |
"Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions."
Frater Ravus |
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Younes el yadari |
Atheism is being free in all the ways religious people are not . |
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Ralph Metusi (admin) |
Calling Atheism "Religion" is like calling a deserted highway "traffic". |
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| Isegoria |
I do not claim to know the answer to everything, to do so would require me to be religious. |
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| Scott |
Jesus Saves! But I Recycle |
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| G. Hoskins |
I'm pretty sure that we'd all be willing to die for the future of mankind if we knew we'd be living again three days later and receive eternal fame for it, so what's the big fuss about? |
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| Wayne Atkins |
What if you met an adult who still believed in Santa Clause. Based on faith. Would you consider this person admirable for having such strong faith, such strong belief without evidence? Or would you consider him a fool for believing in something so preposterous without any evidence? |
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Eve's Apple Pie |
God makes Adam and Eve and gives them free will, and Eve gets tricked by the talking snake, and we've all been paying for it ever since? OK bible-bashers, thanks for explaining the meaning of life... now move over and let science sort the real world out. |
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Arthur C. Clarke |
"The greatest tragedy in mankind's entire history may be the hijacking of morality by religion." |
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| Annie Dillard |
Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"
Priest: "No, not if you did not know."
Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?" |
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Thomas Jefferson |
In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty. He is always in alliance with the tyrant, allowing his abuses in return for protection to his own. |
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osirisnut |
I remember reading a passage from the bible, if memory serves me right it went something like this. Blah, blah, blah, bullshit, bullshit, and I say unto thee blah, blah, blah, bullshit, bullshit, and here endith the lesson. 7:24 |
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EA Miller |
Religion has dumbed down human beings to a level that I seriously doubt they can recover from. |
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osirisnut |
In 2009 Christopher Hitchens joined with Stephen Fry to debate a catholic bishop and his bit on the side Ann Widdecombe on whether or not the catholic church was truly a force for good in our world. In the debate Christopher Hitchens listed the apologies the catholic church has made, the list lasted for 14 minutes. The full debate can be viewed on YouTube. |
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Pat Simons |
Reason is the first casualty of blind obedience. |
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osirisnut |
A nun was walking through a forest near to her nunnery where she was raped. After her ordeal the man said, in 9 months you shall have a child and you can call it john. The nun replied, in 6 months you shall have a rash and you can call it syphilis. |
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible verses... It is shameful for a woman to speak in the church. 1 Corinthians 14:35 |
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible verses... Anyone who strikes his father or his mother shall be surely put to death. Exodus 21:15 |
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible verses... I, the lord, will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters. Jeremiah 19:9 |
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible Verses... She lusted after her lover, whose genitals were as the size of a donkeys, and whose ejaculations were like those of a horse. ezekiel 23:20 |
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EA Miller |
Science can only explain the “physical” world, right?
And theism explains what exactly? An utterly imaginary "nonphysical" world that has no grounding in reality whatsoever that there's no evidence for?
-Simon S.
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osirisnut |
It can be revealed what christ said before his ascension into heaven. He stood with his arms across his chest looked skywards and said beam me up, daddy. |
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Pat Simons |
If God is really all-knowing, doesn't that render prayer moot? |
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osirisnut |
Dope francis has a new dope mobile that has personalized registration plates that read "Holyshit." |
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osirisnut |
The Roman Catholic Criminal Church the clerics of which l would call evil but that's too nice a word for those Bastards. |
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osirisnut |
Religious praying doesn't work and miracles don't happen. What all religions do excel at though are deception and organized crime. |
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Steve Miller |
There are roughly 4,200 religions today.
Some say that 4,199 are false.
Some say that 4,200 are false. |
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Younes el yadari |
In judaism Greed is forbidden and in islam also , in christianity Greed is a deadly sin , but Greed it self , Greed of another life is what started all religions . |
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| Unknown |
God always gets the credit, never the blame. |
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| bumper sticker |
God was invented by cave men... to explain thunder. |
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| Geogre Carlin |
I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to God are all answered at about the same 50-percent rate. |
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| Gabriel Neil |
Some argue that atheism is an equal and opposite to theism. This is incorrect, atheism is in fact the default position, theism is the anomaly to explain. |
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| Thomas Hobbs |
Religions are like pills, which must be swallowed whole without chewing. |
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| Jon |
God may have created the universe in a week, but man created god in an instant. |
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| jake |
You say I'm a sinner for denying, i think that you're a sinner for not thinking for yourself. |
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| Charles Bukowski |
I have more faith in my plumber than I do the eternal being. Plumbers do a good job. They keep the shit flowing. |
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| David Schindler |
God is exactly where we put him and what we make him out to be. |
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| Crusade |
If God exists, and is the benevolent being, who loves everyone and forgives all who seek forgiveness, as he is foretold in the bible. Why would he sanction the murder of thousands of his own creators in his name? |
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| Casper Almighty |
Who needs the Bible when there's Google? |
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| Penn and Teller |
The characters and events depicted in the damn bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. |
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EA Miller |
Telling children that their god requires them to label those who have different lifestyles or beliefs than them as "sinners" creates horribly bigoted adults. |
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EA Miller |
In the past week, the United States Supreme Court has permitted tax dollars to go to Christian private schools, made it easier to carry concealed weapons, and gave government control of women’s bodies by ending abortion rights striking down Roe V. Wade. They are a billionaire-bought, very dangerous, religious-extremist cabal. |
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EA Miller |
On July 4, 2022, millions of Americans will be celebrating their “freedom” on Independence Day, except of course for girls and women, gay people, Native Americans, those who enjoy clean air, those that are not okay with banning books, people who prefer science over propaganda, and those that are terrified of the oncoming Christian theocracy. |
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EA Miller |
Christian hate-preacher Steven Anderson delivered a disturbing summary of Christian Nationalism.
"We don't want our country to be run by Muslims and Hindus and atheists." They can only "co-exist" with the Christians in charge.
All office holders, he adds, must accept Jesus.
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EA Miller |
The same religious whack-jobs that consistently whined, “You’re taking away my personal freedom” (because they had to wear a facemask during a global pandemic) have no problem forcing a pregnant teenage rape victim to give birth. |
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Pat Simons |
Faith is the excuse people use when they're afraid to admit they don't have evidence for their beliefs. |
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EA Miller |
Religion gives so many idiots around the world power that they are not competent enough to have in the first place. |
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EA Miller |
If you base your life on invisible gods in the sky granting you wishes, you better also be damn sure you’re ready for a series of major letdowns.
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Pat Simons |
No theologians were consulted in the search for the Higgs Boson, or in the development of any life saving medicine. Science seeks the truth. Theologians play endless mind games. |
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Idel Dreimer |
“Freedom of religion” is an entirely defensible concept. You can’t stop people from believing in unicorns, centaurs, God, or the tooth fairy. On the other hand, the desire of government employees to wear religious symbols on the job should carry no greater weight than their desire to proclaim other private enthusiasms – for a political party, a sports team, or a brand of soap.
Indeed, given the fact that every religion claims a unique moral superiority – leading to the historically deadly intensity of religious disputes -- no secular government should appear to favour private superstition over public reason, or to betray the simple prudence of common sense. (Observation #2072) |
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