top atheist quotes (total: 15978)
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| Isegoria |
I do not claim to know the answer to everything, to do so would require me to be religious. |
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| Scott |
Jesus Saves! But I Recycle |
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| G. Hoskins |
I'm pretty sure that we'd all be willing to die for the future of mankind if we knew we'd be living again three days later and receive eternal fame for it, so what's the big fuss about? |
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| Wayne Atkins |
What if you met an adult who still believed in Santa Clause. Based on faith. Would you consider this person admirable for having such strong faith, such strong belief without evidence? Or would you consider him a fool for believing in something so preposterous without any evidence? |
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Eve's Apple Pie |
God makes Adam and Eve and gives them free will, and Eve gets tricked by the talking snake, and we've all been paying for it ever since? OK bible-bashers, thanks for explaining the meaning of life... now move over and let science sort the real world out. |
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Arthur C. Clarke |
"The greatest tragedy in mankind's entire history may be the hijacking of morality by religion." |
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| Annie Dillard |
Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"
Priest: "No, not if you did not know."
Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?" |
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Thomas Jefferson |
In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty. He is always in alliance with the tyrant, allowing his abuses in return for protection to his own. |
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EA Miller |
Seek knowledge or embrace religion. They are mutually exclusive and should never be confused with one another. |
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EA Miller |
If any religion had the “one true god” that the Abrahamic religions so vehemently decry exists, why wouldn’t he just talk to the entire world in whatever their regional dialect is and clear everything up?
But alas... *crickets* as usual because all gods are imaginary
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EA Miller |
Kill religion, save humanity! |
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Pat Simons |
One of the mainstays of theology is debating hypothetical outcomes involving things that have never been demonstrated to exist. |
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EA Miller |
Billionaires funding and supporting oppressive theocrats and fascists in the United States are literally destroying the country in real time. |
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EA Miller |
Oddly, DNA isn't mentioned anywhere by the all-knowing god of the Bible. Nor is the structure of an atom, the cure for any disease, that stars are actually other suns, or even why basic hygiene (e.g., hand washing) is important. |
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible Verses... She lusted after her lover, whose genitals were as the size of a donkeys, and whose ejaculations were like those of a horse. ezekiel 23:20 |
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EA Miller |
Science can only explain the “physical” world, right?
And theism explains what exactly? An utterly imaginary "nonphysical" world that has no grounding in reality whatsoever that there's no evidence for?
-Simon S.
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osirisnut |
It can be revealed what christ said before his ascension into heaven. He stood with his arms across his chest looked skywards and said beam me up, daddy. |
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Pat Simons |
If God is really all-knowing, doesn't that render prayer moot? |
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osirisnut |
Dope francis has a new dope mobile that has personalized registration plates that read "Holyshit." |
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osirisnut |
The Roman Catholic Criminal Church the clerics of which l would call evil but that's too nice a word for those Bastards. |
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osirisnut |
Religious praying doesn't work and miracles don't happen. What all religions do excel at though are deception and organized crime. |
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Steve Miller |
There are roughly 4,200 religions today.
Some say that 4,199 are false.
Some say that 4,200 are false. |
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Younes el yadari |
In judaism Greed is forbidden and in islam also , in christianity Greed is a deadly sin , but Greed it self , Greed of another life is what started all religions . |
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| Unknown |
God always gets the credit, never the blame. |
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| bumper sticker |
God was invented by cave men... to explain thunder. |
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| Geogre Carlin |
I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to God are all answered at about the same 50-percent rate. |
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| Gabriel Neil |
Some argue that atheism is an equal and opposite to theism. This is incorrect, atheism is in fact the default position, theism is the anomaly to explain. |
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| Thomas Hobbs |
Religions are like pills, which must be swallowed whole without chewing. |
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| Jon |
God may have created the universe in a week, but man created god in an instant. |
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| jake |
You say I'm a sinner for denying, i think that you're a sinner for not thinking for yourself. |
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| Charles Bukowski |
I have more faith in my plumber than I do the eternal being. Plumbers do a good job. They keep the shit flowing. |
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| David Schindler |
God is exactly where we put him and what we make him out to be. |
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| Crusade |
If God exists, and is the benevolent being, who loves everyone and forgives all who seek forgiveness, as he is foretold in the bible. Why would he sanction the murder of thousands of his own creators in his name? |
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| Casper Almighty |
Who needs the Bible when there's Google? |
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| Penn and Teller |
The characters and events depicted in the damn bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. |
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Dee Jay |
"dear religious people, don't worry, when atheist become the majority (and it will happen sooner than you think) we will treat you far better than you have historically treated us when you were the majority" |
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| My Granfather |
The Holy Trinity is fear, ignorance and superstition. |
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| Jack Pritchard |
"Do what I tell you to or I'll beat you up" is the message given by the school bully.
"Believe what I tell you to or you'll burn for all time" is the message given by religion. |
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EA Miller |
Leaders of all Abrahamic religions work vehemently to suppress individual rights and marginalize very specific populations of people (e.g., women, minorities, LBGT community). For current reference to this atrocity, please see the heavily white evangelical influenced “Project 2025” proposed by the Republican Party in the United States should their candidate win the Presidency. |
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EA Miller |
Denying science in the age of new exploration and discovery to embrace antiquated religious beliefs is the pinnacle of human arrogance and ignorance. |
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EA Miller |
No all-knowing, all-powerful, omnipresent being would require very flawed, very diverse, very regionally influenced, human beings to spread its message. |
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osirisnut |
"Where ever there is a settled society, religion is necessary; the laws cover manifest crimes, and religions cover secret crimes". Voltaire. 1694-1729 |
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osirisnut |
Jesus saves and soon he will have saved enough to pay the bill for the last supper, including the tip. |
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osirisnut |
"Damn! I completely forgot TRash Wednesday!" and I so wanted to say something nice to the crazy christians on their special day. |
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Pat Simons |
If Jesus wants to talk to me, he's welcome to show up and do so any time he wants. In the meantime, I've no use for the people claiming to speak on his behalf. They speak with no consistent voice, and what Jesus wants is always identical to what the preacher doing the talking wants. |
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EA Miller |
Those who favor science know it isn't infallible, but they are willing to use the best available methods to answer questions previously unknown, such as the makeup of an atom. I don't know of a single religion that will admit a flaw in its doctrine. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Life after death is pretty much the same as life before life. |
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EA Miller |
"Christianity is BS, but it gave us human rights and Western values."
Christianity didn't give us 'Western values.' Greek and other philosophers discussed ethics in greater detail. Christianity was a step backwards. The Enlightenment gave us these values, not the bible.
-Armin Navabi
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EA Miller |
To God:
"During the eternity before you got around to creating the universe, were you just sitting in the dark doing nothing?"
-Betty Bowers |
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P J Wain |
God must go
so you can grow.
You lose
with the ruse
of religion. Theology is thievery and thuggery,not therapy. |
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EA Miller |
The Bible's need to serve up virgin daughters like property, stone gay men to death, and have well-defined rules for slavery doesn't bode well for equality among the masses or for an individual’s rights within a society. |
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EA Miller |
“Theology is philosophy’s idiot cousin.” -David Paul |
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osirisnut |
"Damn! I completely forgot TRash Wednesday!" and I so wanted to say something nice to the crazy christians on their special day. |
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EA Miller |
"The Biblical god was written to be a petty, jealous, violent tyrant because it’s much easier to manipulate people when they’re fearful. Most people wouldn’t fear a reasonable, compassionate god. But a bully who’ll strike you down for picking up sticks on the Sabbath? Scary." -GL |
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EA Miller |
The Bible doesn't have a problem with rape, genocide, or even slavery, but does take issue with shell-fish and mixed fabrics. |
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osirisnut |
Religious scientists( bless them )have discovered what christ did when he was overwhelmed by his followers. They said he would go for long walks on the sea of galilee. |
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osirisnut |
Jesus saves and soon he will have saved enough to pay the bill for the last supper, including the tip. |
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osirisnut |
It can be revealed what christ said before his ascension into heaven. He stood with his arms across his chest looked skywards and said beam me up, daddy. |
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EA Miller |
A PhD in theology is essentially a degree in advanced fairy-tale. The word "doctor"(Dr.)should never be placed in front of people's names that possess such degrees because they exploit it convincing millions of gullible followers world-wide that they are actually bearers of some great wisdom. |
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EA Miller |
White Christian nationalism is the greatest threat to the democratic nations of this world. They don't want "religious freedom" as they repeatedly proclaim. Instead, they want complete control of every aspect of an individual's life with absolutely no rebuttal from those individuals. |
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