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Dee Jay Dee Jay "dear religious people, don't worry, when atheist become the majority (and it will happen sooner than you think) we will treat you far better than you have historically treated us when you were the majority"
My Granfather The Holy Trinity is fear, ignorance and superstition.
Jack Pritchard "Do what I tell you to or I'll beat you up" is the message given by the school bully.

"Believe what I tell you to or you'll burn for all time" is the message given by religion.
osirisnut osirisnut WTF Bible verses... A nagging wife is like dripping on a rainy day. Keeping her from complaining is like trying to stop the wind or like trying to grasp oil with the right hand. proverbs 27:15-16
osirisnut osirisnut "Where ever there is a settled society, religion is necessary; the laws cover manifest crimes, and religions cover secret crimes". Voltaire. 1694-1729
osirisnut osirisnut Jesus saves and soon he will have saved enough to pay the bill for the last supper, including the tip.
osirisnut osirisnut "Damn! I completely forgot TRash Wednesday!" and I so wanted to say something nice to the crazy christians on their special day.
Pat Simons Pat Simons If Jesus wants to talk to me, he's welcome to show up and do so any time he wants. In the meantime, I've no use for the people claiming to speak on his behalf. They speak with no consistent voice, and what Jesus wants is always identical to what the preacher doing the talking wants.
EA Miller EA Miller Those who favor science know it isn't infallible, but they are willing to use the best available methods to answer questions previously unknown, such as the makeup of an atom. I don't know of a single religion that will admit a flaw in its doctrine.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Life after death is pretty much the same as life before life.
EA Miller EA Miller "Christianity is BS, but it gave us human rights and Western values."

Christianity didn't give us 'Western values.' Greek and other philosophers discussed ethics in greater detail. Christianity was a step backwards. The Enlightenment gave us these values, not the bible.

-Armin Navabi
EA Miller EA Miller To God:

"During the eternity before you got around to creating the universe, were you just sitting in the dark doing nothing?"

-Betty Bowers
 P J Wain P J Wain
God must go
so you can grow.
You lose
with the ruse
of religion. Theology is thievery and thuggery,not therapy.
Carl Sagan Carl Sagan I would love to believe that when I die I will live again, that some thinking, feeling, remembering part of me will continue. But as much as I want to believe that, and despite the ancient and worldwide cultural traditions that assert an afterlife, I know of nothing to suggest that it is more than wishful thinking.
EA Miller EA Miller Nothing exemplifies brainwashing better than a person saying that they “put god first” in their life. This is a complete disconnect from reality.
osirisnut osirisnut "A long habit of not thinking religions wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right" Thomas Paine.
Younes el yadari Younes el yadari If god exits , i can assure you folks , that hell is going to be a fun and awesome place with all many great people in it .
Nyan Prater If religion is the answer, the question must be utterly absurd.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON The religion of one age is the literary
entertainment of the next.
David Mathews Homo sapiens will go extinct. What then?
Blulu If God exists and loves me soooo much that he would send his only son to die to save me, then why does he hide from me and then condemn me for not believing by faith alone? In order to save someone I loved I would probably pop round and see them and tell them directly and personally what they should do. Several times if necessary. Not make them play guessing games that will cost them their soul if they don't guess right.
Super Intendent Chalmers A prayer in a public school! God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion.
Andy Mulcahy Life is but a momentary glimpse at the wonder of this astonishing Universe and it is sad to see so many dreaming it away on spiritual fantasies.
Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf, p. 65 I am convinced that I am acting as the agent of our Almighty Creator. By fighting the Jews, I am doing the Lord's work.
Alan Harvey I didn't "lose" my faith... I know exactly where I left it. It's in the same bin as my christmas stocking.
Unknown Q: What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A: A religion is a large popular cult. A cult is a small unpopular religion.

simon Second coming! He didn't do fuck all the first time!
warren searfoss Religion is the number one killer in the history of the world
Aristotle A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider god-fearing and pious. On the other hand, they do less easily move against him, believing that h
Darren Marfleet I'd rather be grown up than born again.
R. Lee Religion has survived the ages, sure. But so have mosqitoes.
Allah Verpint Allah Verpint Never take life too seriously. After all, life doesn't seem to be taking you too seriously, does it?
Eddie Izzard There's a huge hole in the whole Flood drama, because anything that could float or swim got away Scot-free, and it was the idea to wipe out everything, He didn't say, "I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole."
EA Miller EA Miller Anyone who claims that an invisible god told them to do something is either a liar, a lunatic, or a combination of both.
EA Miller EA Miller "Project 2025" is the 800+ white Christian nationalist blueprint to give a Republican President of the United States the power of a king to crush the civil rights and freedoms of the people as well give the President the right to imprison or even execute his/her opponents among other horrible things. Google "Project 2025", it is absolutely terrifying!
osirisnut osirisnut Dope fancis has told a group of priests in Rome that " gossip is woman's business" and urged them to speak frankly, without going behind people's backs, "because we wear the trousers". This of course was said whilst he was wearing a dress whilst addressing men who were also wearing dresses. Honestly you couldn't make this shit up.
osirisnut osirisnut The bible is "Essentially patriarchal and propaganda and one of the worst books ever". It begins with a story of adam and eve in which eve is created from adam's rib and people believe it, because they're stupid enough. The bible and belief in god, " Holds us back" Brian Cox (actor)
EA Miller EA Miller When
All
Is lost
Including
Brains
And only
Narrow
Minded
Bigotry
Remains
Religion
EA Miller EA Miller People that scream "god and country" and wrap themselves in a flag frequently are the least democratic and least patriotic of them all. In fact, most would prefer a Christian-based theocracy that would allow them to have absolute control of everything with severe punishment available to dole out to all dissidents who question their warped beliefs.
EA Miller EA Miller So, banning textbooks in the United States is the new way for politicians to please their highly-bigoted, dimwitted evangelical Christian base. I did Nazi that coming!
EA Miller EA Miller Why are religious wack-jobs so concerned with the sex lives or sexual preferences of people they'll likely never meet in their lifetimes?
osirisnut osirisnut Rape in the bible is not a sex crime against a woman, but a property crime against a man. Now tell me again, how you get your morality from the bible. A.A.I
Pat Simons Pat Simons If you have to resort to quoting the Bible to make your point, it's a pretty good sign you can't think for yourself.
Pat Simons Pat Simons If Christianity contained an iota of demonstrable fact, there would not be this obsession with indoctrinating children on the part of believers.
Pat Simons Pat Simons Jesus, if he ever existed, would have contributed more tangible good to the world had he simply taught the value of hand washing.
Pat Simons Pat Simons Beware of those who publicly celebrate their piety.
Pat Simons Pat Simons Conservatism is by its very nature intolerant, stagnant and backward looking. This is doubly true when applied to religion.
EA Miller EA Miller It's curious that pastors often quote Paul when he literally knew nothing about the 'life and times' of Jesus whom they base their entire religion upon. If Paul really wanted to present a good case for Jesus, he would have certainly talked about his miracles and Earthly ministry as mentioned in the gospels. He didn't. That's what happens when numerous disconnected fragments of fiction are piecemealed together.
EA Miller EA Miller God so loved the world that he nearly drown everyone on the planet.
EA Miller EA Miller If you allow mythological beings to run your life, you're living a half-baked fantasy that could destroy your life and the people's lives around you.
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osirisnut osirisnut Religious clerics wear silly religious hats to give them height, to dominate and intimidate that's why pulpits are so high, and it really works... I'm positive I will stop laughing soon.
osirisnut osirisnut There are two types of people in the world: those that know god to be a myth and those who are wrong.
osirisnut osirisnut The unicorn is mentioned nine times in the bible, theists try to get around this by saying, when the bible was translated from Hebrew to English it was translated wrong. Out of 783,137 words in the bible, unicorn was the only one that was translated wrong. Of course it was.
EA Miller EA Miller Odd how most prominently religious people throw the words "fake science" around while knowing relatively nothing about actual science. In fact, they're more likely to be part of the book-banning club that fears any type of knowledge since it quickly undermines their idiotic conspiracy laden beliefs.
Pat Simons Pat Simons It appears lost on a lot of people, especially theologians, that a genuine message from the almighty, especially one with serious expectations attached, would not be subject to endless debate.
EA Miller EA Miller I think the "decline in membership" the Catholic church reports is mostly due to so many people using their own version of barbaric ancient beliefs to suit their twisted individual goals (e.g., political power, controlling women, money ambitions, voter-suppression, owning an armory). I just wish it would decline much faster before there is nothing left over for us rational thinkers to protect.
EA Miller EA Miller “People who deconstruct their faith and become nonreligious or atheist are people who value truth no matter how uncomfortable it makes them or how emotionally fraught the process can be. It takes strength of character and emotional resilience to challenge your own beliefs.” -GL
vivek viru vivek viru The process of non thinking is called faith. - The God delusion - Richard Dawkins
EA Miller EA Miller When “Christians” travel to other countries that already have their own beliefs and culture and these people respond in a negative way to their “Jesus sales pitch”, they immediately start screaming that they are somehow being persecuted. This really speaks to the extent of how very fucked up these people are.

EA Miller EA Miller “Christianity isn't the only religion in America. I wish people would stop trying to shove it down our throats.” -BDD
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