top atheist quotes (total: 15978)
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Carl Sagan |
I would love to believe that when I die I will live again, that some thinking, feeling, remembering part of me will continue. But as much as I want to believe that, and despite the ancient and worldwide cultural traditions that assert an afterlife, I know of nothing to suggest that it is more than wishful thinking.
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EA Miller |
To Christians out there calling atheists “Satanists” …
We don't believe any of your fairytales. Which means we also don't believe in any of the fictional characters contained within them, protagonists or antagonists. Capeesh?
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Younes el yadari |
If god exits , i can assure you folks , that hell is going to be a fun and awesome place with all many great people in it . |
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| Nyan Prater |
If religion is the answer, the question must be utterly absurd. |
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| RALPH WALDO EMERSON |
The religion of one age is the literary
entertainment of the next. |
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| David Mathews |
Homo sapiens will go extinct. What then? |
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| Blulu |
If God exists and loves me soooo much that he would send his only son to die to save me, then why does he hide from me and then condemn me for not believing by faith alone? In order to save someone I loved I would probably pop round and see them and tell them directly and personally what they should do. Several times if necessary. Not make them play guessing games that will cost them their soul if they don't guess right. |
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| Super Intendent Chalmers |
A prayer in a public school! God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. |
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| Andy Mulcahy |
Life is but a momentary glimpse at the wonder of this astonishing Universe and it is sad to see so many dreaming it away on spiritual fantasies. |
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| Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf, p. 65 |
I am convinced that I am acting as the agent of our Almighty Creator. By fighting the Jews, I am doing the Lord's work. |
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| Alan Harvey |
I didn't "lose" my faith... I know exactly where I left it. It's in the same bin as my christmas stocking. |
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| Unknown |
Q: What's the difference between a religion and a cult?
A: A religion is a large popular cult. A cult is a small unpopular religion.
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| simon |
Second coming! He didn't do fuck all the first time! |
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| warren searfoss |
Religion is the number one killer in the history of the world |
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| Aristotle |
A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider god-fearing and pious. On the other hand, they do less easily move against him, believing that h |
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| Darren Marfleet |
I'd rather be grown up than born again. |
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| R. Lee |
Religion has survived the ages, sure. But so have mosqitoes. |
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Allah Verpint |
Never take life too seriously. After all, life doesn't seem to be taking you too seriously, does it? |
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| Eddie Izzard |
There's a huge hole in the whole Flood drama, because anything that could float or swim got away Scot-free, and it was the idea to wipe out everything, He didn't say, "I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole."
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osirisnut |
A man was approached in N I by two men and asked if he was a catholic or a protestant?. The man replied I'm an atheist, to which the second man asked are you a catholic or a protestant atheist? |
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible verses... If a man strikes a slave with a rod and the slave dies under his hand, he shall surely be punished. However, if the slave gets up after a day or two he shall not be punished since the slave is his property. Exodus 21:20-21 |
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EA Miller |
When
All
Is lost
Including
Brains
And only
Narrow
Minded
Bigotry
Remains
Religion
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EA Miller |
People that scream "god and country" and wrap themselves in a flag frequently are the least democratic and least patriotic of them all. In fact, most would prefer a Christian-based theocracy that would allow them to have absolute control of everything with severe punishment available to dole out to all dissidents who question their warped beliefs. |
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EA Miller |
So, banning textbooks in the United States is the new way for politicians to please their highly-bigoted, dimwitted evangelical Christian base. I did Nazi that coming! |
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EA Miller |
Why are religious wack-jobs so concerned with the sex lives or sexual preferences of people they'll likely never meet in their lifetimes? |
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osirisnut |
Rape in the bible is not a sex crime against a woman, but a property crime against a man. Now tell me again, how you get your morality from the bible. A.A.I |
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Pat Simons |
If you have to resort to quoting the Bible to make your point, it's a pretty good sign you can't think for yourself. |
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Pat Simons |
If Christianity contained an iota of demonstrable fact, there would not be this obsession with indoctrinating children on the part of believers. |
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Pat Simons |
Jesus, if he ever existed, would have contributed more tangible good to the world had he simply taught the value of hand washing. |
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Pat Simons |
Beware of those who publicly celebrate their piety. |
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Pat Simons |
Conservatism is by its very nature intolerant, stagnant and backward looking. This is doubly true when applied to religion. |
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EA Miller |
It's curious that pastors often quote Paul when he literally knew nothing about the 'life and times' of Jesus whom they base their entire religion upon. If Paul really wanted to present a good case for Jesus, he would have certainly talked about his miracles and Earthly ministry as mentioned in the gospels. He didn't. That's what happens when numerous disconnected fragments of fiction are piecemealed together. |
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EA Miller |
God so loved the world that he nearly drown everyone on the planet. |
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EA Miller |
If you allow mythological beings to run your life, you're living a half-baked fantasy that could destroy your life and the people's lives around you. |
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EA Miller |
Pastor: "You cannot deny the healing power of god."
Me: "Try walking through the cancer wing in pediatrics at a hospital sometime." |
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Younes el yadari |
You know why i don't believe in god ; well , it's because i do that thing ... ! which is thinking . |
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Yashashwi Sidharth |
When you will die you will be closer to god because after your death you will not exist. |
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Dee Jay |
How many unanswered prayers does it take for someone to clue in no one is listening?? |
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| Clint Murphy |
Spend a day in a pediatric cancer ward and then tell me "god is real". |
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| Sam Harris |
The problem with religion, because it's been sheltered from criticism, is that it allows people to believe en mass what only idiots or lunatics could believe in isolation |
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| John the Athiest |
I've got better things to do than sit in a pointy building listening to a man in a dress read a poem. |
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| Delta |
So your god loves me? Then why does his believers hate me? |
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| Haywood Newkirk |
Religion is a lot like NASCAR, something for the ignorant masses to believe in. |
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| Cameron Cross |
I love how the people who wrote the bible made a conscious effort to discourage their readers from asking questions or thinking independently. Don't eat from the tree of knowledge, be like sheep instead...that'll save us a lot of hassle and it will make the Bible seem less ridiculous. |
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| Brian Heberling |
Any religion that makes you eat little pieces of your god is fucked up. |
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| Unknown |
Jesus hardly made the greatest sacrifice. He knew he would be resurrected anyway. |
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| wikipedia |
The existence of gods is not denied, but may be designated unnecessary or useless; gods neither provide purpose to life, nor influence everyday life |
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| Robert Frost |
I turned to speak to God, About the world's despair; But to make bad matters worse, I found God wasn't there. |
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| Christian (the non-christian) |
God is like a silent fart, you can't see it, you can't hear it but, you smell the bullshit when it hits |
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Alan Harvey |
The only really useful thing to learn from the bible or koran is that no matter where they're born or educated, the vast majority of humans are essentially pretty dumb. |
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osirisnut |
There are a few different types of nun, those that prefer to use a condom, those that use the contraceptive pill, those that use the morning after pill, those that prefer the withdrawal method, those that prefer the rhythm method, and those that go the whole nine months culminating in a virgin birth. |
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osirisnut |
A catholic church was destroyed by fire after a lightning strike. The archdiocese claimed on their insurance, the insurance company refused to payout on the policy as it was deemed to have been an act of god. Oh, the irony. |
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osirisnut |
Pope innocent was guilty. |
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EA Miller |
Pope Francis now says that “access to truthful information on vaccines is a human right.” That's unexpected from an institution that once burned scientists. Now your eminence, let's talk about gun violence, voter suppression, gay rights, and a woman's choice to control her own body. |
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EA Miller |
Next time you hear someone say "That is the work of the devil" remind them: ...I make peace and create evil; I the lord do these things. Isaiah 45:7
Christians avoid that Bible passage like the plaque for good reason. They constantly condemn the devil (aka "The Enemy") yet also state that their god is omnipotent and omnipresent. This means that he not only knew what his creation would do ahead of time, but also that could have prevented it. Definitely not the sign of an all-loving god!
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osirisnut |
Hitler and Stalin were pro-lifers and banned abortion, yet each of them murdered millions of people. I wonder which religion ( the roman catholic church ) inspired them. |
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osirisnut |
Atheists don't believe in your imaginary god, they also don't believe in satan, the imaginary enemy of your imaginary god. Do you know who believes in satan? christians and muslims. |
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osirisnut |
Rape in the bible is not a sex crime against a woman, but a property crime against a man. Now tell me again, how you get your morality from the bible. A.A.I |
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Pat Simons |
Of all the justifications humans have found for killing their fellow beings, none is more foolish or unforgivable than killing in the name of religion. Any religion. |
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EA Miller |
If your religion determines your relationships, you are missing out on some exceptional human beings. My hope is that 2022 draws you away from a toxic belief systems and closer to actual humanity. |
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