top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Rabboleth |
Every time you assert that faith is a good reason for action, you excuse a suicide bomber. |
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| Jesus Slaves |
Kill a few million people in your name and everybody will worship you to. |
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| Jesus Slaves |
Oh by the way, he raped my mother! |
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| Jesus Slaves |
My father is racist, jealous, and selfish. |
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| Jesus Slaves |
I hopped my ass on the cross because I got tired of living in my fathers shadow. |
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| Me |
I love it when people who live in the first world say science is wrong. |
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| Joel Mahon |
Why would God inspire man to write something so vague it could be missenterprted as almost anything the current ruler wanted it to be in his quest for political and social...unless...Ahhhh! I see what you did there! |
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| Joel Mahon |
What is a man without God? A bit of carbon. A man with God is a bit of carbon as well but that doesn't stop him from thinkIng he's still special. |
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| Tim Minchin |
Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed, faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved. |
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| Dan Savage |
It’s funny, as someone who’s on the receiving end of beatings that are justified by the Bible how pansy-assed some people react when you push back. |
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| Unknown |
If what you say is true that God has a divine plan, then why waste your time praying for anything if it will go againt his plan? |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Tithing the church to save your soul is like paying a bank loan for a house that doesn’t exist. |
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| Neel |
Divorce rates, teen pregnancies,high school dropouts, and homicides are highest in the Bible Belt of the United States. |
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| bean |
Burn a Bible Plant a Tree |
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| NoGods4Me |
When a theist says they want to "better themselves with religion", it makes me want to hurl. Being more religious doesn't make someone better. Just ask the victims of the "pedophile priests". |
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| Unknown |
was the human face designed so that glasses would fit perfectly upon it, or were glasses designed to fit the human face? It seems to me that if we as a species desire comfort we will invent it, and we will call it God. |
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| Unknown |
If the aim of this life is to live another, perhaps a better life, then what is the point of that second life? |
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| random |
Santa is just as usefull as god. |
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| Thomas Williams |
Children need morals, not religion. |
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| Kracker J |
Dear Religious People: If you were raised by Jewish parents, you'd be Jewish. If you were raised by Muslim parents, you'd be Muslim. One's religion is predetermined by his or her parents religion. Have you ever encountered Christian parents with Jewish children? No, no you haven't. Religious people are just a bunch of brainwashed motha fuckas.
Heres a fun activity: Think back to when you chose your respective religion, wait never mind, you never chose your religion did you. |
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| NoGods4Me |
If a theist tells you that they believe atheists are good without god, but then continues to try to make you feel bad about not believing in god(s), what does that tell you? The theist LIED! |
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| Unknown |
Reading the bible CAN and has turned me into an atheist. Even if I could believe that the Christian god exists, I would never want to worship or praise such a being who goes around breaking his own commandments and ordering pregnant women cut open with swords or young virgins given to soldiers of Israel as spoils of war. Christians call this "loving" when in the old testament this god makes Hitler look like Captain Kangaroo. If Hitler had become nice after his atrocities, should he have been forgiven by society and patted on the back and called "loving?" Or should he have been hanged for the blood he spilt? In my opinion the Christian god deserves no better for slaughtering almost all the life on this planet. |
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Diane Fadden |
If we hadn't been deliberately made flawed to begin with, then there would not be sin or a reason for hell or saviors. |
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| Andy the atheist |
To "sorry" Atheist say there is no evedense for god, and that is a fact.
The theist claims that god exist but for two thousand years they have been unable to give any evedense. That is not opinion it is fact. |
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| NoGods4Me |
85% of ex-christian atheists started out as gullible theists and never really knew what was in the buy-bull. Then they read it and really thought about the BS it contained. That is why they became atheists and know more about the buy-bull than most x-tians. |
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| Pope G |
If you repeat a lie often enough, abuse a position of authority & force that lie upon the weak & gullible you will succeed in brainwashing the masses. It then becomes...you guessed it... religion! |
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| G |
Is it right to reward a christian who has led a corrupt and wrongfull life to enternal paradise and an athiest who has led a good and fulfilling life to damnation...only in the eyes of god |
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| StainlessSteelCynic |
It's the nature of those who are ignorant, to fear.
It's the nature of those who fear, to be superstitious.
It's the nature of the superstitious to bind their fears into tradition.
And that's how we have religion. |
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| Unknown |
It's not god I dislike, it's his fanclub |
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| Becky |
If the gift of living in heaven takes away my free will like the angels - burn baby burn ;o) |
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| NoGods4Me |
The "free exercise of religion" should end when the religious try to "establish" their religious laws in our secular government. |
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| Franz Kafka |
A cage went in search of a bird |
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| johnnie jones |
I have never seen a real christian, however, I have seen many that say they are . |
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| kenneth@ |
people are afraid of death so they embrace religion and its promise of heaven. how selfish.. |
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| Robert Robbins |
Christianity is like an expansion team, just not as good as the others. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
You believe in human sacrifice? Fuck you. If you ever admitted the true horror of your religion–what immolation really means–you xians would be wearing little broomstick trinkets around your necks, in respect to all those innocent women burned alive as witches by your misogynistic, sadistic church. |
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| Unknown |
Guns don't kill people. Religions do. |
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| Unknown |
Atheism - A not for profit organization |
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| Pyroon |
It is said that you cannot be punished for not knowing, therefore aborted babies go straight to heaven. |
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| Pyroon |
The Cross: the world's favorite torture device. |
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| Unknown |
I don't have a problem with god, it is his fan club i can't stand. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Even with all the hate, fear, and masochism created by humans with their religions, things could be far worse. The flockers should be thankful that their masochistic gods do not actually exist.
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Sorin Rusu |
Hey Carlos...if god "secretly gave you a high five" you should definitely go see a psychiatrist. I bet he won't allow you to leave any time soon. You will join others hearing voices and giving high fives to imaginary friends. |
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| Phil w |
I know god is not real!! I've seen star wars and star trek!!! |
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| Josh W. Brothers |
A crippled man with a crutch met eyes with a religious person. To which the religious one said "I wish you well sir, one should walk proudly as god wills it." Disappointed, the crippled man replied "No, it is you I wish well. For my leg will mend and this crutch be cast aside so that I may walk. For I feel no sympathy for this crutch and cast. Furthermore I need not a book to tell me of it's significance. But tell me, what is it you would have said to me if It was I who revered my crutch." |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Coincidence? You be the judge: When I think of the Aztec religion I think human sacrifice. When I think of the christian religion I think human sacrifice. |
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| Captain |
The purity & honesty of a child's curious mind MUST be preserved !
My parents let me discover & ask instead of inserting religion into me & when I was 11 I was allowed to go to Sunday School when I asked permission.
I was also supported when I was thrown out of Sunday School for questioning the validity of such nonsense as Jonah & The Whale and Noah's Arc :)
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| Captain |
A Christian woman I know audibly laughed & scoffed at the theory of Evolution.
She thought it absurd that mankind has, over millions of years, evolved with our surroundings into what we are today.
This of course is after she has given birth to four children. All of which were derived from a single seed & grew into complex human beings withing just 40 weeks.
The only thing more amusing is the very same woman that frivolously dismisses such a rational notion seeks out the latest & greatest science to treat illness that is all part of the "plan" that has been laid out for her by her "creator" ! |
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| Captain |
By a Christians reckoning, a diagnosis of Cancer should be cause for celebration because it is the "plan" that your heavenly father has set out for you AND you will soon be going "home" to be with him in heaven.
Of course, Christians choose to seek scientific treatment & pray for a better plan.
Like a man once said: "Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die" ! |
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| 42 |
It's hilarious that the denominations of Christianity fought over how best to worship a supposedly peace-loving God. |
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EA Miller |
Having to worship Jesus in order to not be sent to hell isn't being "saved" it's being blackmailed
-Linda Beatty
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EA Miller |
A "perfect" being (insert imaginary god of your choice here) wouldn't constantly require such petty things as needing its ego constantly stoked. Sounds like the quality of a very insecure human being! |
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EA Miller |
Many Christians believe that a stick (staff) Moses held was turned into a snake by god, yet completely deny that climate change is a real thing. We live in times when the sanity of religious folks seriously needs to be questioned. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Well, it's only like this bloke from way-back-when who picked up what he thought was a stick and suddenly it turned out to be a snake so he flung it down on the ground.
He then thought, "Hey! With a bit of work that'd make a great story for a biblical miracle, if they ever get around to writing them down!" |
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Pat Simons |
Humans are conditioned to believe they need religion, because it's something that saves the clergy from having to seek honest work. |
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EA Miller |
“Ungodly counsel has destroyed many households.â€
-Charles Stanley (mega-church pastor)
In other words, don’t trust highly trained, highly educated secular psychologists and psychiatrists who can actually help you. “Do no harm†apparently does not apply to pastors!
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Pat Simons |
I suspect the big time television preachers, in addition to being con-artists, are also the worst kind of atheists. There is simply no way they would want to face their maker and explain the lives they've lived. |
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EA Miller |
Male religious leaders have always feared intelligent woman because they have the power to dismantle their barbaric, antiquated men's club. |
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EA Miller |
Let’s get one thing straight evangelicals. When you are constantly whining about “religious freedomâ€, you are ONLY talking about Christianity and no other religion. In all honestly, you could care less about other religions and wish to insert you beliefs (forcefully if necessary) into every aspect of society. |
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EA Miller |
“Over time, all religion would converge towards the truth if any were true. The fact that religion is continuing to diverge indicates no religion is the ‘right’ religion and no deity is the ‘right’ deity.â€
–Gordo |
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