top atheist quotes (total: 15978)
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| Unknown |
I like how scientific explanations with plausible evidence is ridiculous but a mythical being magically poofing the world into existence makes perfect sense (to you). Brain washing is still effective!
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Pat Simons |
Reason is the first casualty of blind obedience. |
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osirisnut |
A nun was walking through a forest near to her nunnery where she was raped. After her ordeal the man said, in 9 months you shall have a child and you can call it john. The nun replied, in 6 months you shall have a rash and you can call it syphilis. |
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible verses... It is shameful for a woman to speak in the church. 1 Corinthians 14:35 |
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osirisnut |
It is a "FACT" there indeed was a "LAST SUPPER" and thereafter it was called "DINNER". |
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible verses... Anyone who strikes his father or his mother shall be surely put to death. Exodus 21:15 |
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EA Miller |
It's humorous that the very same televangelists that consistently attack science on their programs wouldn't even be on television (or the internet) without science technology. Their idiocy is astounding! |
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EA Miller |
“What is a man? He’s just a collection of chemicals with delusions of grandeur.” -Ayn Rand |
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EA Miller |
The Bible doesn't have a problem with rape, genocide, or even slavery, but does take issue with shell-fish and mixed fabrics. |
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osirisnut |
There is no hatred quite like christian love. Stephen Harvie. |
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robbie burns |
History is replete with examples of "religious wars "- Can any one name a single war that was fought in the name of ATHEISM ?? |
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EA Miller |
If you stop and really think for even a moment, you'll never consider religion as a valid viewpoint for anything ever again. |
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osirisnut |
"Grown adults refusing to take medicines in favor of prayer is my favorite form of natural selection." Ricky Gervais |
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osirisnut |
The pope went to the continent most ravaged by AIDS and told them they couldn't use condoms. So don't tell me religion doesn't do any actual harm. Bill Maher |
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osirisnut |
Science books should have the following warning. The contents of this book contain knowledge and are therefore unsuitable for the religious. |
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Pat Simons |
When a preacher tries to explain god's motives behind a natural disaster, you can be certain he's trying to lend supernatural sanction to his own bigotry. |
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Pat Simons |
Religion always finds a way to excuse the inexcusable.
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EA Miller |
One man's fairy-tale is another man's religion. Food for thought. |
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EA Miller |
Religion:
Literally stunting the advancement of mankind for thousands of years |
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EA Miller |
Religion:
Because sometimes thinking is just too darn hard. |
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Pat Simons |
Facts do not care whether you believe them or not. They're still facts regardless. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The Theist is quite willing to question the Atheist but will always baulk at questioning his own theism.
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Pat Simons |
Alcohol never solved any problems! Then again, neither did religion. /s |
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| Nikos Loxas |
Christians fight with guns. Muslims fight with explosives. Atheists fight with knowledge.... |
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| Andrew N |
No one would believe in God if they didn't have something to gain from Him. |
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Mark Twain |
A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows. |
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Allah Verpint |
Today's headline:"Shia suicide bomber blows herself up and kills 40 Sunni pilgrims". Even when people are deluded about the same imaginary friends... they keep killing each other. Ain't religion great? |
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| Geoff Mather |
The core of Christianity is this: It's an Iron Age Cult of Human Sacrifice. Any love, compassion, or gentleness tacked onto it is just natural humanity's attempt to conceal the hideousness of that sick horror. |
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| Sigmund Freud |
Religion is an attempt to get control over the sensory world, in which we are placed, by means of the wish-world which we have developed inside us as a result of biological and psychological necessities. Moses and Monotheism / 1939 |
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| Martin Frick |
" ... But when it all comes around, I don't care about what you worship or not. I just think it is so typical and sad, that everytime Man doesn't understand something he imediately blames it all on God, Hare Krishna, Allah or some other ghost. |
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| Bill Hicks |
You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it. |
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| Tommy J., 1814 |
The whole history of these books [old & new testament] is so defective and doubtful -- evidence that parts have proceeded from an extraordinary man; and that other parts are of the fabric of very inferior minds. |
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| M. Flohr |
Praying to a rock yields the same results as praying to a deity. |
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EA Miller |
Religion has dumbed down human beings to a level that I seriously doubt they can recover from. |
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osirisnut |
In 2009 Christopher Hitchens joined with Stephen Fry to debate a catholic bishop and his bit on the side Ann Widdecombe on whether or not the catholic church was truly a force for good in our world. In the debate Christopher Hitchens listed the apologies the catholic church has made, the list lasted for 14 minutes. The full debate can be viewed on YouTube. |
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible verses... I, the lord, will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters. Jeremiah 19:9 |
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EA Miller |
White Christian nationalism is the greatest threat to the democratic nations of this world. They don't want "religious freedom" as they repeatedly proclaim. Instead, they want complete control of every aspect of an individual's life with absolutely no rebuttal from those individuals. |
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Pat Simons |
Of all the justifications humans have found for killing their fellow beings, none is more foolish or unforgivable than killing in the name of religion. Any religion. |
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osirisnut |
Two nuns were walking around the nunnery and one said to the other, oh Christmas falls on a Friday this year. The other nun replied I hope it's not the thirteenth. |
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EA Miller |
Religion is directly responsible for the downfall of humanity happening right before our very eyes. |
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Pat Simons |
Religious nut-jobs never have any trouble justifying their behavior, no matter how bad. |
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Pat Simons |
Religions celebrate their martyrs. However, an idea is not rendered true just because someone was foolish enough to die for it. |
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Pat Simons |
After every great tragedy comes the question, 'Where was God?' Where indeed. |
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Pat Simons |
One of theism's core components is the effort to convince people they cannot make their own decisions. |
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osirisnut |
Scientists have invented vaccines that protect us against covid 19 which's saving millions of lives. It would be wonderful if they could invent a vaccine that protects us from religions and thereby saving millions of lives. |
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EA Miller |
Only a fool would give away a tithing (10% of one's income) because a church pastor proclaims it's god's will. |
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| Unknown |
Using the bible to prove the bible is like using a comic book to prove batman..
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| Erik |
Religion tells people WHAT to think. Science teaches people HOW to think. |
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| M.Schramm |
Those who support God, ultimately support war |
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| James |
Adam and Eve Had Cain and Abel, Cain slew Abel. Adam,Eve,and Cain...I'd say Eve was pretty busy. |
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EA Miller |
Writers of the 3 Abrahamic religions that have seriously fucked the planet were… Barbaric ancient men who were xenophobic, homophobic, slave-approving, king-worshiping, mysogonists with no grasp of even basic science that had very specific self-serving agendas.
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EA Miller |
In life, I am guided by what is observable and testable rather than ridiculous ancient fairy-tales. |
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Pat Simons |
If you have to resort to quoting the Bible to make your point, it's a pretty good sign you can't think for yourself. |
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EA Miller |
Right wing media in the United States and white evangelicals are perfectly intertwined with one another. Both support dangerous cult-like mentalities in which reality isn't even an after thought. |
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osirisnut |
Happy Yuletide everyone. |
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EA Miller |
Happy Winter Solstice fellow rational thinkers! |
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EA Miller |
When human beings didn’t have the means to explain things, they invented gods. Today there is no excuse for such nonsense. |
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Pat Simons |
If religion actually made people better the effect would be self evident, and no one would ever have to make the claim for it. |
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Jed King |
There is no such thing as 'conditional' love, so, on your bike Jesus! |
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EA Miller |
More often than not, religion gives people the excuse to seriously abuse other people. Its bigoted, destructive nature knows no limits and is a very serious threat to us all.
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