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George Daacon "If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?" (caps not mine)
Benjamin Quarles "In a heated controversy over the wisdom of giving the Bible (caps not mine) to slaves, [Frederick Douglass] asserted that it would be 'infinitely better to send them a pocket compass and a pistol"'.
Sme So if Jesus died for ME,
Was that because his father, who could create the universe and the world in a week, part the red sea for Moses, flood the earth for Noah, plus let Noah find kangaroos, polar bears and wombats in the middle east, save Lot and his nymphomaniac daughters (but turn his wife into a pillar of salt, just for being a bit nosey, harsh, but who am I to judge?) cause the death, plague whatever because pharoah wouldnt let his people go.
Yet couldnt save His son from some nails and a cross made of wood.
If he exists, he is no God of mine.
Christians, you are welcome to him.
Unknown ignorance, religion & ambitious leader's "in faith". three things humanity could do with out.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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The theist will say: "If the universe and/or humanity is NOT by design, what objective purpose could it have?"

But I say to the theist. "If there IS a designer responsible for the universe and everything therein, WHO or WHAT designed and created the designer?

"And - if there was nothing in the first place - what was this designer and the designer of the designer made out of?"

DD Oppress a people and they will fight you, oppress them long enough and they will fight to maintain their "tradition"
Voltaire Voltaire Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd
Unknown I became an atheist because I was tired of paying the church to be lied to.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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NEWS HEADLINE: Investigations underway into religious brainwashing.

Very laudable I must say. But why just pick on such as the Scientology cult or the Moonies when ALL religion is about brainwashing and perversity and always has been.

PLUS! Many of the "accepted" religions - apart from suppressing scientific knowledge and thus human advancement - have been responsible for ruining a darn sight more lives than this latest tin-pot attempt at coercive brainwashing and a damn sight more cruel and needless deaths have been ordered by their pious leaders.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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And? Your point being?
For those who believe in Wizards Animals don't have gods, they are smarter than that
cpt Christ Myth(CollinC,Youngs) True divinity is reserved only for the godless.
Sam Harris George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd.
Jack Kessler If I tell you that I'm too smart to be religious, your only possible response would be: "Well, I'm too religious to be smart."
Dennis Joyce Dennis Joyce Since God punishes people for evil on earth with disease, pain and death, then after death the eternal burning, is this not double jeopardy which our constitution forbids? thus man and his reason must be at least one step above any god ever conceived.
Nathan Barbour Why would anyone ever want to be the children of an overly strict man that would kill his own son and watch him die a slow death just too prove a point...Sounds too me like being set up too be the red headed step children.
van Hoogindeboom So the good lord either sanctions,commands or initiates murder,genocide,rape,kidnapping,oppression and the like for the benefit of a small minority of ancient desert dwellers called the Hebrews...only a simple mind will beleive that...
NoGods4Me Quote from my elderly, Catholic mother: "If I could go back in time, 2,000 years, I could prove to you that everything written in the bible is true." I didn't have the heart to tell her that it would most likely prove her wrong. ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Baron von Knifty Evidently the only requirement needed to prove a god is to simply threaten others with outright lies.
let there be light Show me a priest and I will show you a liar.
Unknown I told my son not to eat an apple,he did anyway.Now the only way I can forgive him is to have another child and kill it,Am I not a kind and loving father!
Anastasius Andreus All the bible miracle claims was debunked by the Open-minded peoples.
Unknown If God is all knowing and all powerful, why then is there a hell?
Baron von Knifty If suicide is against the will of god then why would god allow it to happen? Shouldn’t god give those people the power to stop killing themselves?
NoGods4Me SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE! STOP USING RELIGION TO LEGISLATE HATE!
Jesus Slaves You are my slaves, do as I command thee.
Matt Dillahunty The god that christians believe in... is, amazingly stupid. If it actually wants to achive it's goal of spreading this information to humanity by relying on text by relying on languages that die off, by relying on anecdotal testimony. That's not a pathway to truth. And anything that would qualify as a god would know this. Which means either god doesn't exist or it doesn't care enough about those people who do understand the nature of evidence to actually present it.
ANDREADONALDSON ON WHAT DAY DID GOD CREATE ALL THE FOSSILS?.....OR IS THAT JUST A THEORY, LIKE GRAVITY.
ANDREADONALDSON IF GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE.........WHY DO THEY HAVE BELLY BUTTONS?...
Ryan The bible says nothing about dinosaurs and other planets,that we know today are true- why did God forget to tell us about that stuff. Oh yea, he could at least told us the earth was round so we didnt look so stupid for thousands of years.
NoGods4Me It makes me sad when otherwise intelligent people claim to believe in god(s). They only say this because they have never considered the wonderful alternative. The subject of atheism never came up in their world. That was me, before "the enlightenment".:)
Unknown If evolution isn't a reality then why do we have diversity in the first place ? Shouldnt we all look exactly alike if we never evolved from eachother?
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Each religion threatens eternal damnation to non-believers of their particular deity. So there will be no escape from damnation even if you worship 24/7 for all your life.
NoGods4Me Christians claim that Muslims are trying to insert their religious laws into the US government, yet fail to see anything wrong with their own religion trying to do the same thing! Hypocrites!
Vic Matos In 1000 years, after our world has suffered a nuclear holocaust, out of the ashes, the few people who survive will find a book. This book will become the basis of all morals, sanctity and religion for mankind.

Personally I think it will be "The Lord of the Rings" but my kids are hoping for "Green Eggs and Ham".
KirklandTucker people who pray are the ones who argue about who has the best imagery friend.
Mahatma Ghandi Faith... must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies.
Christopher Paolini I’ll fight when needed, revel when there’s an occasion, mourn when there is grief, and die if my time comes…but I won’t let anyone use me against my will.
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The majority of ornate places of worship spread around the globe are constructed with billion year old marble and stone made of fossilized dead sea creatures. Even the flint tools of early Man are fashioned from stone of such fossilized creatures.

These facts don't square with the biblical account of creation so are rejected by the theist.
Rabboleth It's said that God is incomprehensible to mere mortals, by many of the same people who claim to know what pleases and offends him.
sajjan hadda man is a mistake of god or 'GOD' ia a mistake of man...
N.Vickie If religion would be so great then why they are not coming with something innovation and change the world and help the poor get out of poverty ! These people just want control !! The people who are worshiping they are thinking they are woshiping god but they are actually worshiping the pope or other religion heads !
Sabrina Sulloway I stopped believing in God when I found out Santa, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. It's a domino effect. Could you imagine a world where adults believed in Santa?
Isaac Asimov (1920-1992) "I certainly don't believe in the mythologies of our society, in heaven and hell, in God and angels, in Satan and demons. I've thought of myself as an 'atheist,' but that simply described what I didn't believe in, not what I did. Gradually, though, I became aware there was a movement called 'humanism,' which used that name because, to put it most simply, humanists believe that human beings produced the progressive advance of human society and also the ills that plague it. They believe that if the ills are to be alleviated, it is humanity that will have to do the job. They disbelieve in the influence of the supernatural on either the good or the bad of society." - I. Asimov: A Memoir p. 498 (as quoted in 2000 Years of Disbelief by James A. Haught)
Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 BC) "The life of the dead rests in the remembrances of the living."
Steve Allen, Entertainer (1921-2000) "I do not understand those who take little or no interest in the subject of religion. If religion embodies a truth, it is certainly the most important truth of human existence. If it is largely error, then it is one of monumentally tragic proportions - and should be vigorously opposed." - Reflections p. 24 (as quoted in 2000 Years of Disbelief by James A. Haught)
Mark Twain (1835-1910) "During many ages there were witches. The Bible said so. The Bible commanded that they should not be allowed to live. Therefore the Church, after doing its duty in but a lazy and indolent way for eight hundred years, gathered up its halters, thumbscrews, and firebrands, and set about its holy work in earnest. She worked hard at it night and day during nine centuries and imprisoned, tortured, hanged, and burned whole hordes and armies of witches, and washed the Christian world clean with their foul blood. Then it was discovered that there was no such thing as witches, and never had been. One doesn't know whether to laugh or to cry. Who discovered that was no such thing as a witch - the priest, the parson? No, these never discover anything..." - Europe and Elsewhere (as quoted in 2000 Years of Disbelief by James A. Haught)
H L Mencken (1880-1956) "To sum up: (1) The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute. (2) Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it. (3) Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him the ride." - in Smart Set, December 1920
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Atheism is merely proof that evolution is working.
oxana barratt we need religion to scare stupid people to do something bad
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EA Miller EA Miller In case you're not aware of the difference...

Secular World: the real, observable world, the only one we have

Spiritual Word: the fantasy world containing some immensely unpleasant characters
EA Miller EA Miller In my opinion, a doctorate in theology equates to a doctorate in fairy tale. However, if I had to choose which one to pursue, I would choose the latter because Grimm's characters were so much cooler than those in the bible.
EA Miller EA Miller Prayer:

When you've given up on a realistic solution to your problem
EA Miller EA Miller As as atheist, I do good for the sake of doing good rather than for the empty promises of a make-believe after-life.
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I do find it strange that the Intelligence Services Worldwide are staffed in the main by people who believe in the Supernatural.
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One particular gene mutation lead to belief in supernatural beings and can be passed on to offspring generation after generation.

Only a concentrated dose of commonsense can rid oneself of this abnormality.
Pat Simons Pat Simons Religion bases much of its success on the fact it is far easier to fool someone, than it is to convince that person they've been fooled.
EA Miller EA Miller Humanity (An atheist's perspective)

A spec upon a spec upon a spec
In a vast universe, it would seem irrelevant
Like the amoeba, only visible through a microscope
Yet this minute particle produces wondrous things
Ingenious inventions, literature, breath-taking works of art
Regrettably, it also yields the narrow-mindedness of religion
Personally I'm rooting for the tiny spec to make it
Though without science and reason in charge
Antiquated superstition may be the means to its end
EA Miller EA Miller Religion:

The greatest, longest running ponzi scheme of all time where only those spewing BS from the very top are cashing in, and cashing in big.
EA Miller EA Miller God so loves the children...

Psalm 137:9: "Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks."
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