top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Theists really should take in the work of Hans Christian Anderson. His "The Emperor's New Clothes" says everything that should ever need saying about how the mass of the people can be wrong.
Link: http://www.angelfire.com/film/dannykaye/KingsClothes.htm |
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| Unknown |
Atheism is not a religion. as atheism is the absence of a thing. to say atheism is a form of religion is to say darkness is a form of light. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The difference between the podium and the lectern is the same as the difference between teaching and preaching. |
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| Dr. Idel Dreimer, www.lumpenbangenpiano.com |
Belief in God is but a whistling in the dark; harmless, enough, perhaps -- until it is wedded to the notion that all should carry the same tune. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The love of gods is unrequited. |
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| Karl Marx |
Religion is the opiate of the masses |
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| Ramy Karam |
The human who invented god was so wise/smart…the humans who believes in god are so stupid/weak |
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Diane Fadden |
Why is it that, without exception, whenever a religion is trying to take the helm of any government, THE first order of business is always to take away from women their hard-won, hard fought for, basic human rights? |
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| Baron von Knifty |
If you tell me your word is your bond, but then you say you believe in the supernatural, how can I trust anything you say? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
How about this for a sign on the door of a brothel:
For what we are about to receive may the lewd make us truly thankful.
Aah, men! |
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| Colby Lossing |
Come now, we weren't made flawed. It's called evolution. It maybe theory but, it's far more believable than 'faith'. |
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Diane Fadden |
As for not putting our names with our quotes because quotes from greater people are already posted here...what do you suppose made those people great? Two things. They didn't follow the herd blindly and without question, trusting as little children or a sheep would, and as Jesus teaches in the bible people should. And two, they spoke out. They fought for separation of church and state and the exact kind of religious persecution we are seeing alive and well (unfortunately) still today, the kind of superstitious, primitive thinking that we should have snuffed out decades ago. |
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Diane Fadden |
If god knows everything then he made us flawed knowing he was making us flawed...so he did it on purpose..then punished us for being flawed creations...then sent Jesus to make it all better again. Wouldn't it have just been easier to make us right in the first place? Or better yet...just skip the part when god makes Satan?
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Diane Fadden |
How come "spreading the good news" is good, positive and admirable but listing the reasons why i think it isn't true, is bad? If it is what you genuinely think is true, don't you want to tell someone? Isn't it arrogant of me to say what I think must be true...implying what you think isn't? Then why is it ok and good and admirable for the religious to do this to non-believers? Why is one called witnessing and the other "hating god?" |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Jesus never did come out, Clint. Though many have had their suspicions.
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Theists ARE evolving. It's just that they need more time than the atheists. |
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Diane Fadden |
Two bums on a railroad track, one with no legs, the other, a Christian. The train is coming--roaring down upon them. One drops to his knees to pray--the other throws himself from his wheelchair and starts struggling with his arms to get off the tracks. Never fear, atheists. Survival of the fittest. Natural selection. One day (I like to hope) they'll be extinct. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Again it is Easter and again we find the idea of the existence of God challenged.
"But can you PROVE that God doesn't exist?" challenges the theist.
"Aah! But some people believe in Leprechauns. Can you PROVE that they don't exist?" challenges the atheist in reply. |
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| Hoogenbosom |
The authors of the bible made some outrageous claims and statements passed off as fact, that if the same were attempted today, they would be scoffed at and ridiculed and probably committed to a psychiatric ward of the local hospital for their own safety.. |
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| Tipler |
Dear christian, imagine the news paper carries the headline " New tablet can make people invisible" imagine this news is also on every major news network, imagine your own family are all talking about this new tablet excitedly, Imagine your most trusted friends and colleagues claim to have seen this tablet make a man turn invisible, imagine every single person you talk to speaks only of this new tablet capable of doing this. So i must ask, do you yourself believe in this tablet? do you just accept that its there without ever seeing any proof of it whatsoever? Surely not? surely such an extraordinary claim would require extraordinary evidence? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Hi God! You are supposed to be all seeing, all knowing and all mighty, but although I'm an old guy I hereby challenge you to an arm-wrestle. Winner takes all.
PS. bring a couple of angels along to adjudicate.
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| Andy Borowitz |
On April Fool's people are tricked into believing things that aren't true, which kind of makes it a religious holiday. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
When they ask you if you’ve found Jesus, point one finger to the ground and say, “He went thataway.” |
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| Unknown |
People think 2000 years is a long time. It takes our sun 225 million years just to make 1 lap around our galaxy. So if one lap=one hour, then dinosaurs were around 40min, humans 40 seconds. The universe is 13.8 billion years old. People think that life is organized and therefore had to have a creator because what are the odds that we evolved? Well, what were the odds that I could have won the 680 million power ball this week? 3 people had winning tickets. |
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| UnknowN |
Accepting or denying god is entirely a personal choice. There is'nt ONE rule for everyone. Having contradictory opinion is not a sin! |
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| Tony Stengel |
I find it telling that worldwide people simply adopt whatever superstitions their family believes. No deep spiritual seeking or explorations... just whatever. |
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| Unknown |
The bible is merely a big book, constructed of 66 smaller books, written by about 40 people, that had nothing else to do with their lives, so they sat down, and invented fiction. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
God is the staff of life with which the preacher beats his congregation into submission. |
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| Captain |
8 Million kids under the age of 5 DIED in 2010,... Was that a screw up in the "Plan" or did those little sinners get what they deserved ?
Keep praying fools,... I hope it makes you feel better ! |
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Jordan Moreno |
If god existed and didn't want me to be an atheist then why did he let it happen? |
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| Stephen Colbert |
If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we've got to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition, and then admit that we just don't want to do it. |
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| yogi moga |
the hereafter is here and Now |
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| Seven Sins |
If god is almighty, and wants us to be happy, then explain the reason for pain and sadness. |
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| Christian The Atheist |
If god has a plan and Satan is causiing you trouble, didn't god plan for that? LBS. And if he has a plan, isn't prayer futile? Don't want y'all to think to much and get a headache. |
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| AfroDic |
Of all the self-imposed stupidity that the Human Race has allowed religion is the most surviving one. |
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| John Lennon |
" god is a concept by which we measure our pain" |
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| "Unknown" |
One can't eat non-existing food. Similarly praising or cursing non-existing god does not make sense. |
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| Unknown |
Does being an atheist mean you don't believe that God exist or you don't believe in the many men and woman who lined their pockets with millions of dollars each year from the poor, uneducated, widows and those in despair......in the name of religion. |
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| Unknown |
The plural of hypothesis is not data |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Anyone who hides behind the name "Unknown" deserves no credence and should be given the same respect as those with the title "God". They and what they say should be regarded as complete and utter nonsensical crap. |
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| Chase H |
Don't bring faith to a logical/reason fight. |
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| Unknown |
God is the creation of human impotence. |
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| Captain |
I just cannot understand the notion of "praying" to the one you follow, fear & worship & disrespectfully asking for an alternate outcome to the "plan" he has for all of us.
It is selfish, hypocritical insanity at it's finest ! |
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| NoGods4Me |
The Christian Taliban in America doesn't care about a fetus, they care about control over women and what they can or cannot do with their bodies. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
What a better world it'd be if people forgot about the box and started thinking outside the confessional. |
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| Bill Hicks |
Eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love? |
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| Adrian Branch |
"Fundamentalists use one book to starve their childrens minds, if you want to control obesity tell them there is no pie in the sky." |
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| Brian Pennycook |
God's favourite lunch; angelfish cooked in a friar served with martyr sauce.
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| Adrian Branch |
It's beseeching to me how people should give up everything they own to follow a carpenter who builds a table only to serve his own flesh and blood on it. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Believing that four-leaf clovers, lucky numbers, or stars hold magical powers can be as damaging to society as the fundamentalist. These silly, seemingly harmless childish beliefs give credence to those psychopaths at the top who do the real damage. |
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EA Miller |
"Faith is the sound your mouth makes when your brain is not strong enough to use logic."
-Paul Kinsella |
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EA Miller |
An imagination is a wonderful thing unless it morphs into something dangerous that the masses blindly follow, like religion. |
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EA Miller |
Atheism:
When you realize all the people in the world matter (not just the ones you identify with). |
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EA Miller |
More libraries, less churches...
Let's start using our brains again before we end up repeating the Dark Ages! |
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Pat Simons |
People have grown so used to the staggering number of christian denominations, they rarely stop to consider how utterly bizarre it is to worship a god who could will the universe into existence, but can't get his story straight. |
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EA Miller |
Recently, a TV Pastor said, "The problem is that people are confusing the Jesus of their imagination with the Jesus in the Bible."
The moment I heard this ridiculous comment I wanted to reply, "Dude, I hate to break it to you, but they're one in the same!"
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Religion is a drug.
A drug addict's mind is disturbed BEFORE he/she becomes a drug addict. Same holds true for alcoholics. |
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EA Miller |
"Priests of the religious sects, dread the advance of science as witches do the approach of daylight, and scowl on the fatal harbinger announcing the subversions of the duperies on which they live."
-Thomas Jefferson, Letter to Correa de Serra, April 11, 1820
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EA Miller |
If Christians really adhered to the Bible quote "The truth shall make you free" (John 8:32 KJV), they'd be cracking open a science book a lot more often. The fact that they shun science to preserve their beliefs should tell anyone what they really think about the truth. |
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EA Miller |
Anyone who tries to win an argument by saying "Because the bible says so" should automatically have 30 points deducted from their IQ test! |
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