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EA Miller |
All we atheists ask for is evidence…
If Jesus materialized on my living room couch and spoke to me, I just might believe the Christians are on to something. I also might give the idea of UFOs more credence if one actually landed on my front lawn!
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EA Miller |
The bible frequently mentions kings and kingdoms, even when prophesizing the future. This can easily be explained when accepting the fact that it was written thousands of years ago by men who used their surroundings as reference for their fictional tales. |
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EA Miller |
The most debilitating, deadliest drug in the world is religion. It can turn a seemingly normal person into a stark raving mad lunatic! |
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EA Miller |
It pains me to say, but this world is dying in large part because of ignorant, antiquated, superstitious religious beliefs. Our only Saviors (pardon the pun) are rational mindedness, care for the welfare of all human beings, and science. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Crazy isn't a condition it's a place and it runs all the way from God to Oblivion - John Aubrey |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Scientific discovery is the engine for, and mirror image of, the decline of religion - John Aubrey |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Praise Allah for creating the prophets of atheisim with their good news of the Scientific Method. - John Aubrey |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
There is great disorder in the heavens, and the situation is excellent. -Mao |
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| Captain |
I think Hospitals, Doctors & Medicine should be ONLY for Atheists,... The rest of you can "Pray" to your God & ask him to alter his "Plan" :) |
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| Baron von Knifty |
The bible was written by anonymous, believed by the clueless, and enforced by the immoral. |
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| NoGods4Me |
Prayer = The ultimate waste of time. |
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| Ashley Nobles |
It is easy being God, your accredited with everything and blamed for nothing |
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| Tom Crawford |
If you can't see it. If you can't hear it. If you can't feel it. If you can't smell it. If you can't taste it. If you can't demonstrate its force or actions. In all likelihood, it does not exist. To think otherwise is to imagine it! |
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Jules Renard
I don’t know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn’t.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Atheist-Quotes/157625300937988 |
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| Darwinian |
"As an Atheist, having a christian threaten me with hell is like having a hippy threaten to punch me in my aura."
from:-
http://www.atheistsheaven.com/quotes.php |
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| Hywel |
I think if God really wanted us to believe in him........he'd exist |
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George Carlin |
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
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| Steve J |
Any book that features a talking donkey (Numbers 22:21-30) to my mind is, and can only be, a fairytale. |
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| Esiah Zakite |
Why doesn't one of the holy books contain something about DNA, the microchip, global warming, the universe, space exploration and maybe how to cure cancer? Oh I forgot, those books were written thousands of years ago by ignorant men... not omniscient gods. |
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Esiah Zakite |
Of course atheists can come across as arrogant, anyone who makes you feel inferior can seem arrogant... if you don't want to feel silly just stop believing such silly things! |
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| Allah Verpint |
If this is a game of hide and seek... god is the winner! |
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| Victor Hugo |
There is in every village a torch - the teacher;
and an extinguisher - the clergyman. |
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| Lao Tzu |
He who feels pricked, must first have been a bubble. |
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Eric Idle |
All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid--
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.
Amen.
Lyrics: Eric Idle
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Navneeth D |
A belief which leaves no place for common sense is not a belief; it is a superstition. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
If truth was sitting on a fence and howling like a cat, religion would throw a shoe at it.
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| Baron von Knifty |
What you’re jumping over when you take that leap of faith is originality and free thinking.
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| spmafrik |
the last step to the evolution of religions will be the extinction of religions. |
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| Wai Kin |
God is a placebo. |
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| Gene Roddenberry Creator of Star Trek |
"I condemn false prophets, I condemn the effort to take away the power of rational decision, to drain people of their free will--and a hell of a lot of money in the bargain. Religions vary in their degree of idiocy, but I reject them all. For most people, religion is nothing more than a substitute for a malfunctioning brain." |
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| Groucho Marx |
Those are my beliefs. If you don't like them, I have others. |
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| Art |
Why should I look to an "after life," when I can find both heaven and hell here? |
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| Tryfid |
If people had to be aware adult to consent in their religious education, no one would take the story of zombie called Christ seriously. |
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EA Miller |
Humanity will truly be enlightened when they realize that all religions are total BS and do much more damage than good.
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EA Miller |
Anything that requires "faith" instead of "actual proof" throws rational thinking right out the window. |
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EA Miller |
It has been my experience that people covered with tattoos and body piercings are often a hell of a lot less judgmental and much more accepting of others' differences than your average Bible thumping Christian who wears a suit to church every Sunday. |
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osirisnut |
Priests are freaks in frocks, and nuns are horrors in habits. A.A.I |
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osirisnut |
The question is, was Mother Theresa good or evil?. The answer, of course, she was very good at being evil. |
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Richard Dawkins |
Religion is a pernicious and malicious distraction from true education and edification. |
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EA Miller |
The Bible is cool with slavery. It’s just a normal, acceptable part of life. None of the main characters in the Bible—God, Abraham, Moses, David, or even Jesus ever once condemn it. All claims of the “good book†being any kind of a moral guide are highly exaggerated!
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EA Miller |
Odd how pastors say “god is truly too complex for we humans to ever describe†and yet they have no problem speaking for that very same god on many an occasion. |
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EA Miller |
Religion hinders our curiosity and quest for truth. “God did it†is a scientific dead end. It is anti-science. |
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EA Miller |
The blatant ignorance of those following Christianity confounds me. These people are worshiping a fictional character (Jesus) who was literally created from a composite of other fictional deities that also had a virgin birth, went through a passion, and rose from the dead and were written about centuries before Christianity was even contrived. |
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EA Miller |
During a worldwide pandemic, the US President is demanding that his state governors reopen churches (a known place for viruses to spread very rapidly) simply to cater to his evangelical base with no regard for human lives! |
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EA Miller |
Israel…
It's an important city in the ancient myth book and doesn't deserve any more respect than any other country. The fact that it gets favored status at the expense of other countries sickens me.
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
There's a subtle difference between religious brainwashing and education. One can question education without fear of rejection - or worse. |
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EA Miller |
The Adam and Eve tale isn’t anything except ancient writers’ ignorance of biology. |
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EA Miller |
“Satan is the originator of storms.†-Charles Stanley, televangelist
“Wait a minute… Didn’t God create Satan?†-Me
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EA Miller |
“Atheists are not capable of telling a funny joke.†-Father Mitch Pacwa (TV Priest)
“Perhaps I should send you the George Carlin collection on DVD for your birthday!†-Me
[Obviously he's never heard Dave Allen] ~ Admin.
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
God gave us everything, apparently. Even schizophrenia so that we could talk with him. |
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osirisnut |
Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't know all the answers to think that they do. Bill Maher |
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EA Miller |
Religion is the ultimate con-job since it literally requires unfettered belief without ever having to give a shred of evidence in return.
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EA Miller |
Isn’t it blasphemous to say the “perfect, never changing word of god†needs interpretation?
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EA Miller |
“God so loved the world†that he created many different types of people and then condemned their differences in his goat-herder’s guide to the galaxy book. |
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Christopher Manley |
Christianity is an ancient apocalyptic death-cult with a torture-death device representing a mutilated human sacrifice that members pretend to cannibalize in a ritual called communion. What is most disturbing, is they turn to the onlooker with creepy smiles and blank eyes to say, "It's actually quite beautiful, you just wouldn't understand." |
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Pat Simons |
Religion provides a ready made excuse for not dealing with the problems of this world, because everything is going to be so great . . . after we're dead. |
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Pat Simons |
The staggering number of Christian tribes is not a compelling argument in favor of the supposed divine inspiration of the gospel writers, . . . who ever they were. |
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EA Miller |
Why is it that many bookstores’ “inspirational†sections feature religious texts filled with mass-murdering, xenophobic, misogynistic, homophobic, slave-approving gods? |
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EA Miller |
The key to every religion is to convince people that the natural world (the only world) cannot not provide the answers that their mythological deities can. It’s total hogwash of course, but billions of people adhere to this type of delusional reasoning nevertheless. |
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Pat Simons |
To the deluded, the truth will always be received as an insult. |
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