top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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osirisnut |
Psalm 137:9. Blessed shall he be who takes your little ones and dashes them against the rocks. The Christian answer to this horror, you've taken it out of context the deeper meaning is LOVE. |
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EA Miller |
The only clear thing about any of the Abrahamic holy books is that they were all clearly written by barbaric, ancient, misogynistic men who seemed to have no problem with slavery. |
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osirisnut |
Every religion has it's rules to the detriment of their followers ranging from the preposterous, the ridiculous right through to the complete and utter insane. Whereas atheism, only has three rules the first rule of atheism, there are no rules, the second rule of atheism see rule number one and the third rule of atheism see previous rule. |
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EA Miller |
Where do a spleen, appendix, and tailbone fit into god’s “perfect†plan? |
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osirisnut |
The man-made Christ was nailed to a stick. And the followers of the so-called Christ (Christians) have been and are being screwed financially, physically and psychologically. Shame on those that peddle this religious shit. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Make an effort this Sunday and join your local church. WARNING: May contain nuts. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Over the centuries there have been many occasions where the men in frocks were convinced that THEY knew better than the men and women in smocks. |
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EA Miller |
When a religious leader exclaims, “Have faith!†all I hear is “please don’t examine the facts, just believe me!†|
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EA Miller |
Why would any person with a single functioning neuron in their brain ever believe a word of religious text? |
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EA Miller |
The one thing religion is especially good at is giving you someone to hate. |
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EA Miller |
All religions are cults. There are no exceptions. |
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EA Miller |
Humans:
The only animals capable of destroying the Earth and believing some magical sky daddy is going to replenish it. Smartest animal? Not even close!
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
If there is a promised better life beyond this one for the believers, why do they mourn death instead of celebrating it?
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EA Miller |
If your “holy book†needs to be translated, then you’re a piss poor excuse for a god. |
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osirisnut |
Religious clerics are professional liars who at one time had hidden agendas and now we all know what they are. Criminal. |
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osirisnut |
The catholic church is 99% built on plagiarizing other cults, cultures and individuals. The 1% of good they have done is by accident. |
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EA Miller |
Why is it that the most intelligent/powerful being in the universe hasn't figured out that all atheists require of its existence is proof? Doesn't seem like much to ask. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
We should not be held guilty for the sins/crimes of our ancestors, otherwise we would ALL be guilty of something or other. |
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Jed King |
If you want be a good person, just bloody well be good. It's as simple as that, but please don't farm the credit out to an imaginary ghost in the sky.
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EA Miller |
A perfect god would make its word perfectly clear to everyone so no interpretation was ever necessary. The Bible does no such thing. |
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EA Miller |
“People don’t go to hell because they sin, they go to hell because of nonbelief.â€
-televangelist Robert Morris
“In other words, you could be a murderer or rapist and not go to hell because you’re a believer yet be a kind, generous, thoughtful human being but still go to hell because you’re a nonbeliever.That's royally f-d!â€
-Me
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EA Miller |
If you enjoy completely uncivil, barbaric guidelines, then religion may be just right for you! |
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EA Miller |
The sheer ignorance it takes a human being to believe in invisible sky gods makes me sad for the entire race. |
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EA Miller |
Jesus killed a fig tree for not bearing figs, even though it was out of season. Seems rather temperamental and not very bright! |
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EA Miller |
Most atheists are very good at detecting bullshit. This is the reason many of us become atheists in the first place! |
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EA Miller |
This is the way cool thing about religion: you never have to take responsibility for anything, just blame it on those pesky demons! |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Question: Why do we need places in which to worship and pray to our lord when our lord is all around us?
Answers:
1) Places of worship are there to bring like minded people together en mass in order to enforce their tribal belief. Think brainwashing.
2) They are collection points for tithes and offertory. |
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EA Miller |
My favorite definition of the Bible:
“An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homophobia, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It’s often read to children on Sundays.â€
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EA Miller |
Why would a god give humans a brain capable of critical thinking and then ask them to use zero thought and “walk by faith†instead? |
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EA Miller |
Christian television uses social media on a grand scale to spread their propaganda yet shuns the science that actually produced this technology. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Believers don't LOVE their god, they FEAR their god.
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EA Miller |
“Thoughts and prayers†have never fed a starving child, cured a disease, ended war, or stopped gun violence. They are utterly worthless. |
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osirisnut |
Praying. Feeling good about doing absolutely fuck all. |
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EA Miller |
“Native Americans thrived without the God of the Bible for thousands of years as they respected the people and nature around them. Their population was only decimated when Europeans brought disease, greed, violence, and of course Christianity.†-AT |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
"EVERYTHING had to be designed and created. Well, APART from the designer/creator." (The often used and most hypercritical theist statement EVER) |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Theism was created by Man. Man created Atheism in protest. End of argument. |
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EA Miller |
Religion masquerading as science in public schools is blatant child abuse. |
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EA Miller |
When politicians start writing laws they believe are "the will of god" and civil rights are lost as a result, their government is just one step closer to becoming a barbaric theocracy. |
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EA Miller |
If you are using mythological gods as your life’s compass, you are truly lost. |
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osirisnut |
The girlfriend of a Catholic priest tells him she is pregnant, he asks why she didn't protect herself. "My religion wouldn't let me," she replies. |
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EA Miller |
If "god" is always "the answer" to your questions, it's likely that you should've stayed in school longer and took a few more science and mathematics courses. |
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EA Miller |
As the most advanced being in the universe, the god of the bible should welcome a thorough examination of “his word†to prove that it is genuine and flawless. Yet for some reason, he promotes “blind faith†over any type of examination of the “good book.†|
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EA Miller |
Atheists never require fairy-tale, myth, or magic to explain anything. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
A FB friend writes: As an atheist I can find truths in the New Testament and the Quran.
I write: There's a LOT of truth in 'The Simpsons' scripts, too.
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EA Miller |
Theists, rest easy. I do not discriminate. In fact, as an atheist, your god means as much to me as any other god! |
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EA Miller |
Those with strong religious beliefs have completely lost their ability to critically think. |
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EA Miller |
It truly blows my mind how religious "sacred books" can promote horrific things such as bigotry, misogyny, xenophobia, homophobia, rape, and murder and still somehow those who read it translate the text as "God is love." |
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EA Miller |
Geography generally determines a person's religion. Level of indoctrination determines whether or not they'll ever get their sanity back. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Religions. Same shit, different arseholes. |
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EA Miller |
I question the "wisdom of the Bible" since it has not contributed a single thing to the fields of science (chemistry, biology, or otherwise), mathematics, or physics. |
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Pat Simons |
Being religious may not qualify as mental illness, but there is no shortage of people who channel their mental illness through religion. |
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EA Miller |
The biggest fear for any religious organization is that their followers start questioning their beliefs. Because once basic critical thinking skills are actually used, they quickly realize they everything they have ever been taught is complete bullshit. |
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EA Miller |
Anyone who “walks by faith and not by sight†is literally kicking science to the curb. |
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Gregarious |
If the Bible is provably false, then the Bible is a lie. On the other hand if the Bible can be proven to be true it then becomes factual, and the existence of God is proven and there is no need for faith. Until we are presented with proof that the Bible is true and factual, we have to see it as a collection of stories, myths, metaphors, allegories, tales, parables, fables, traditions, rituals, beliefs, mores, legends, and folklore – passed down through the generations. |
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Christopher Hitchens |
We do not need a person, official, or an organization – especially not a bogus clerical one that claims to “Talk to God†on our behalf – to tell us how to think, what to believe, and how to live our life. To paraphrase the song, ‘Sunshine’ by ‘Jonathan Edwards’: ‘They can’t even run their own lives, I’ll be damned if they’ll run mine’. Sane people choose to NOT live in a ‘celestial North Korea’ where an Orwellian “Big Brother†monitors our every action – even our very thoughts – 24/7! |
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M. Murphy |
If priests talked to God, surely God would have told them to stop fucking little children ... Wouldn’t He???
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Dan Barker |
But purpose is personal. It can’t be right or wrong. It can’t be true or false. It can’t not be about you. It’s how you decide to live your own life. If someone else tells you how to live, you are not free. If you don’t choose your own purpose, you are nothing but a slave. |
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Oliver Markus Malloy |
Most people don't think for themselves. They just regurgitate someone else's opinion and pass it off as their own. |
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Jordan Pineo |
A believer is a bird in a cage. A free thinker is an eagle parting the clouds with tireless wings.
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Gregarious |
A bird sitting on a tree is never afraid of the branch breaking, because her trust is not on the branch but on her own wings. Always trust yourself, think for yourself, and rationalize your decisions. Stress, anxiety, fear, angst, worry, and depression are caused when we live to please others and allow them to tell us what to believe and how to run our lives – especially based on some fictitious deity and its “Holy Wordâ€. Don’t let someone else tell you WHAT to think and not HOW to think. Think for yourself, make your own logical and rational choices … and take charge of your own destiny! |
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