top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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EA Miller |
Atheists seek truth and knowledge to better understand the world while theists either ignore or attempt to bury these things to keep their fragile belief systems alive. |
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EA Miller |
If you cannot help a person in need without simultaneously trying to poison them with your religious beliefs, you are NOT a good person. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Often the cry goes up: "Leave religion alone. What harm does it do to anyone."
Me: "Well now. How much time have you got?" |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Since the time when god was created by Man, Mankind has been god's unpaid publicity agency. |
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EA Miller |
Pantheism:
When you’re too lazy to even give your god a name and supporting cast of characters
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EA Miller |
Theists, keep in mind that your god loves you as much as Peter Pan loves me! |
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EA Miller |
God is a man-made concept that clouds the minds of individuals, inhibits their potential, and prevents them from thinking for themselves. |
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EA Miller |
To believe the mindless absurdities of religious texts, one must completely disconnect from reality and rational thinking and tune out the rest of world. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Gods don't have voices, that's why we have to SPEAK for them.
Gods don't have muscles, that's why we have to FIGHT for them.
Gods don't have brains, that's why we have to THINK for them. |
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EA Miller |
“God†is a man-made concept. Therefore, all gods are fictional. |
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EA Miller |
Although the Apostle Paul seemed to know relatively nothing about the life and times of Jesus, he is still quoted often by priests and pastors as a legitimate source of proof for Christ’s existence. Something seems terribly amiss here! |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The vast majority of believers are conned into believing BEFORE they can even read the bible! |
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EA Miller |
Time and time again I hear Christian TV personalities say that their god grants human beings “free will†and yet there is nothing “free†about it. It’s actually an ultimatum to believe as they do or burn forever in hell. |
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EA Miller |
A new day dawns without the assistance of any god. |
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EA Miller |
Ever wonder why the Bible mentions money so often? Because the men who wrote it (not some all-powerful god) cared a great deal about money. |
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EA Miller |
If you are a religious person and you truly believe you “speak in tonguesâ€, you should either see a neurologist or a shrink. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I'm not sure why anyone would choose to be agnostic. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
When Man didn't have religion they were known as Apes.
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EA Miller |
If you’re a young adult and need a true break from reality, attend a Christian college for a few days. |
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EA Miller |
“My infant is a member of the Labor Party! Sounds stupid, doesn't it? Yet, it's no less stupid than calling your child a Christian, or a member of any religion. Stop indoctrinating your children to be irrational clones of irrational clones of irrational clones."
-Michael A. Sherlock |
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EA Miller |
All religions eventually fade into myth and their influence in turn also fades away. Let's just hope this happens soon to the current major religions before their superstition lays waste to the entire planet. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
2000 years ago, crucifixion would've been the standard punishment for parking one's chariot at the side of a public urinal. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
If you can bring yourself to regard the holy books as comic books, they provide a laugh a minute. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Religion -- a kind of alternative insanity which allows the afflicted to make absurd irrational claims without fear of corrective treatment or loss of social standing. (Observation #1567) |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
It's not easy teaching people to think. It's much easier teaching them NOT to think.
I mean, the various religions have been doing just that for thousands of years.
And very successfully, too. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
"God" is a thought experiment -- an essay of the creative imagination. The theist confuses hypothesis with fact, and confidently proclaims that he has discovered truth. (Observation #1561) |
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Ignasi Reches |
Religion is ignorance disguised as intelligence, a hypocrisy disguised as humility, a belief disguised as knowledge, a hate disguised as love and a fiction disguised as truth. |
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EA Miller |
Religion is a cancer. And like any cancer, it can spread quickly and cause great damage. |
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osirisnut |
The bible was 400 hundred years old before they added the second B. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
LATE NEWS JUST COMING IN! After creating the Big-Bang, God then set about creating Evolution.
Well, at least it makes a BIT more sense than Man's original account of how he'd done it all inside a week. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Religion can be likened to the hook in a butcher's hand. My advice? Steer well clear of that hook. |
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EA Miller |
Pastor Rod Parsley: “We’re going to take your life to another level today!â€
Me: “Yep, another level of total BS!â€
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EA Miller |
"Science adjusts its views based on what’s observed. Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved."
– Tim Minchin |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Atheist/realist: The witness to evolution lies in the fossil record.
Theist/befuddled: But God put those fossils there in order to test our faith. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
OK, you have me. I'll be happy to believe God was the creator of everything. But on one condition.
Explain to me how he did it. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
It doesn't matter at WHAT age one stops believing in gods, just as long as one STOPS believing in them. |
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EA Miller |
Yes, Christians, Einstein referred to God. However, he was referring to Spinoza’s God—the orderly functioning of nature. He made his position about named theistic deities very clear: belief in God is a "product of human weakness." |
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EA Miller |
Proverbs 3:5 New International Version (NIV)
"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding."
In other words...
"You're too stupid to think for yourself so let the invisible sky daddy do it for you!"
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The first of God's design faults . . . .
Adam was the first bloke to get joy out of playing with himself.
God saw this and thought, "I'll soon put a stop to that little game."
So during the night he took a rib from Adam and out of it he fashioned WOMAN.
"That should fix it," thought God.
But, verily, how wrong it turned out to be. For Adam had already realised how good it was.
Amen.
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EA Miller |
If you truly enjoy investigating and solving the mysteries of the universe, choose science and not religion. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
God, as portrayed in the holy books, appears to have all the bad attributes of Man and yet very few of Mans good attributes.
Or maybe God doesn't exist and all this crap in the holy books was penned by men. And you know what some men are like.
Doesn't that look far more likely than it being the work of some imagined gods? Think about it, if you haven't already. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Your afterlife is EXACTLY the same as that life you had a year or more before you were born. |
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EA Miller |
“Religion remains the last great prop and stay of arbitrary injustices and the coercion which backs them up.â€
–Ophelia Benson
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EA Miller |
Why wouldn’t an almighty god who could literally think a universe into existence NOT think poverty and suffering out of existence? |
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Glenn Tant |
"Any religious doctrine that requires a human to be condemned to eternal suffering for simply denying the existence of a Deity and their son’s claims of the supernatural is morally bankrupt" |
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EA Miller |
For those theists who claim that we are all favored by god and he has a plan for all of us…
I always have wondered what kind of "favor" god is giving to the millions in the world that are impoverished, those in war-torn countries sorting through rubble for belongings & family members, and those dying of horrific, very painful terminal diseases. God's favor is a delusion.
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EA Miller |
Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
When FACT appears, FAITH goes out the window. Or at least it should. |
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EA Miller |
Ever notice that god used to talk to people a lot (Moses, Noah, Job, Jacob, everyone at the baptism of Jesus, and lots more) but now that we can record things and investigate claims, it’s all “you have to believe on faith alone� How terribly convenient.
–Mr. Oz Atheist |
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EA Miller |
Gods are fictional characters created by man. Vehemently defending them is a true sign of mental instability. |
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