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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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If any of the holy books had been offered up for publication today they would've been laughed out of the publisher's office for being far too amateurish.
EA Miller EA Miller “You’re the master of your own destiny so give and take the best that you can.”

Lyrics from the band Triumph’s “Fight the Good Fight”

Sound advice in my opinion!
EA Miller EA Miller In god we trust?

Only if we’ve lost complete control of reality
EA Miller EA Miller “Have faith” is the perfect thing to say when you are completely opposed to people thinking for themselves.
EA Miller EA Miller "Be kind, rewind."

I figured I'd start saying that old video store VHS quote of decades ago again since it seems that (especially of late) fundamental Christians are taking the entire world back into more primitive times!
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Man is born of the Ape family and evolved.

Though it's quite obvious to me that some humans are not only still dragging their knuckles on the ground, they are also dragging their feet on the road of evolution.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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It's easier to teach children to believe in God than it is to get them to learn good table manners.
EA Miller EA Miller Regarding the honesty of mega-church pastors and faith healers:

What we have here folks is a 4-alarm “pants on fire” situation!
EA Miller EA Miller Science excites me. Antiquated fictional gods do not.
EA Miller EA Miller I stubbed my toe really hard the other day and yelled “Jesus!”

It didn’t help a single bit with the pain.
EA Miller EA Miller “God never speaks so you can understand through reason and knowledge.”

-Paula White, televangelist
EA Miller EA Miller Nobody can or will take away your God; only Education outside your Holy Books, Reasoning, and Common Sense can do that.
EA Miller EA Miller Faith:

When non-verifiable BS is good enough for you!
EA Miller EA Miller “We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.”

- Stephen Hawking
Ramakrishnan Gurumoorthy Ramakrishnan Gurumoorthy If you justify your act of leaving a few millions with a rotten and brutal suffering throughout their life, and put the blame on the sins done from their previous births, you are no less than a sadistic idiot.
And so is god.
Ramakrishnan Gurumoorthy Ramakrishnan Gurumoorthy Religion is the fastest working slow-poison mankind has ever consumed.
EA Miller EA Miller It is much better to promise nothing and give everything (Science) than to promise everything and give nothing at all (Religion).

-Jorge Santisteban
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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My youngest sister's dying wish.

The Last Wishes of Sylvia Ann Pothecary. (To be opened only after my death.)

My Last Wishes.

I do not want a funeral, especially not a religious one. I do not believe in god, any god. Ergo, I do not believe in Heaven or Hell. ‘Heaven’ is where you choose it to be.

After death I will travel and fly amongst the stars and planets, maybe catch a ride on an asteroid or comet. Come in Hale-Bopp, I'm waiting for you.

My last wishes on this world are:

1) The funeral director to take my body and have it cremated in private.

2) My ashes to be put into a proper pot.

3) My ashes to be taken to Grassthorpe (UK) and scattered on the railway track there, just before The Flying Scotsman comes thundering past.

4) If anyone would like to say something at this scattering, please try to say something nice and put your arms around [my husband] Peter's shoulders.

5) Show this to my family and friends so they can understand.

Sylvia Ann Pothecary (Nee Allsop) 1943-2017.
TC TC Indoctrinated as child into the Lutheran faith , married at 28 and converted to a Catholic at marriage ,
drank the cool aid and prayed, attended church weekly and was preached to that I was on the road to good health , secure job , stable income and a great family and would be blessed by GOD and see the light of life !
Fast forward - Divorced father of 4 kids , 2 bankruptcy's , 1 massive heart attack in which I was pronounced dead( NO LIGHT) and 3 job loss's in a 2 year span ! I really really tried this GOD and religion thing but gotta say as George Carlin has
"something is really fucked up here " !
Today I have seen the LIGHT , the LIGHT of common sense and open and critical thinking !
Wake up people please !
The whole world has been DUPED !
EA Miller EA Miller 'Tis the season to be jolly so...

Happy Winter Solstice to one and all!
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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I reckon the words "atheist" and "theist" should be removed from common usage.

I much prefer the terms "realist" and " brainwashed asshole".
Binoy Pillai Binoy Pillai If you want peace, equality and happiness, then get rid of Religions first.
osirisnut osirisnut Two apartment buildings and a church in New York are raised to the ground by a gas explosion. 8 are killed, over 60 are injured and scores made homeless in the middle of winter. An 80 year old Bible is pulled from the rubble intact and it was called a miracle. God obviously has his priorities.
osirisnut osirisnut "There is no polite way to suggest to someone that they have devoted their life to a folly." Daniel C. Dennett.
lee branson lee branson the stupidity of theists unfortunately outweigh the intelligence of atheists.
lee branson lee branson if you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.
Vincent Taylor Vincent Taylor The important question is not "why be an atheist?"; it is "why believe in a god?"
House If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.
NoGods4Me Using the excuse "Religion also does some good" is like saying, "He may be a rapist, but he always uses a condom."
Michael Abrahams My daughter came home from school one day and told me that her teacher taught her the story of Balaam and his donkey. Apparently, this Balaam character used to beat his donkey and after the third day, the donkey spoke to him and asked him why he was beating him. My daughter was obviously very perturbed by this; not by the abuse by the way; and then proceeded to tell me that it must be a fairytale as donkeys cannot speak. I couldn't help but smile to know that I was raising an intelligent child.......
MFA If there was a God, who was almighty, invincible, incredible etc etc, why would He create us? Just for the sake of His entertainment? So that He could send 99.999999% of us in hell forever? I say GOD CONCEPT FAILS!!!
TeeCee I was in church the other day and in the middle of a prayer the lady next to me lit up a cigar!
I was so shocked I nearly dropped my beer.
chris mccasland Religion is a bad answer to a good question.
Kenny Duit ~ www.theatheistadvocate.com "Placing a weapon to a child's head, expecting conformity, is criminal. Threatening that child with eternal damnation is morally corrupt, mentally abusive and criminally insane!"
www.TheAtheistAdvocate.com
Marc-val De Lara Even If i did have a soul, I'm pretty sure its not suffering from Atheism. Its Enjoying every bit of it.
Clint Murphy Clint Murphy Religion makes sense when you don't think about it.
Ollie Sayeed One person believing in a magical man in the sky is madness.

One hundred people believing in a magical man in the sky is a cult.

One million people believing in a magical man in the sky is a religion.
RA I don't have enough hatred in my heart to be a christian.
one life Believers call atheists "hard hearted". In all honesty, I'd rather have a hardened heart than a stagnant brain.
Athiest Movement In the Beginning, "Man created God".
Esiah Zakite If the story of Jesus is the "Greatest Story Ever Told" they obviously haven't seen "Monsters Vs Aliens". It's MUCH more believable!
Ryan Jewkes Believers should thank atheists for giving them a common target for their hatred. History clearly shows that without atheists, religious people quickly turn on each other.
Prof Uri Nassol Atheism is a wake up call. Theism is a go-back-to-sleep-and-hope-it-all-goes-away call.
Esiah Zakite Esiah Zakite Religion is a prison of the mind and theists are institutionalized. Meanwhile, the atheists have escaped after being falsely imprisoned.
Alan Harvey Alan Harvey The truth of atheism sets you free more than any religious 'truth'. Free from trying to justify ridiculous myths, free from denying science, and free from being shamed by the words and deeds of other believers.
Albert Einstein Albert Einstein Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.
Annie Dillard, 'Pilgrim at Tinker Creek' Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"
Priest: "No, not if you did not know."
Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"
Da Vinci Code "God is a hallucination for those to weak to accept that life is meaningless"
AlchemicFanatic I say, if you see a sign reading "Trust God", put a sign beside it reading "Doubt God". An athiest has just as much a right to publically renounce religion as the believers have to publically support it.
Geoff Mather Geoff Mather The Bible... fails to point out that slavery, child abuse and rape are bad things. But it did help mankind to abstain from picking up sticks on Saturdays.
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EA Miller EA Miller Religion is the ultimate con-job since it literally requires unfettered belief without ever having to give a shred of evidence in return.

EA Miller EA Miller Isn’t it blasphemous to say the “perfect, never changing word of god” needs interpretation?

EA Miller EA Miller “God so loved the world” that he created many different types of people and then condemned their differences in his goat-herder’s guide to the galaxy book.
Christopher Manley Christopher Manley Christianity is an ancient apocalyptic death-cult with a torture-death device representing a mutilated human sacrifice that members pretend to cannibalize in a ritual called communion. What is most disturbing, is they turn to the onlooker with creepy smiles and blank eyes to say, "It's actually quite beautiful, you just wouldn't understand."
Pat Simons Pat Simons Religion provides a ready made excuse for not dealing with the problems of this world, because everything is going to be so great . . . after we're dead.
Pat Simons Pat Simons The staggering number of Christian tribes is not a compelling argument in favor of the supposed divine inspiration of the gospel writers, . . . who ever they were.
EA Miller EA Miller Why is it that many bookstores’ “inspirational” sections feature religious texts filled with mass-murdering, xenophobic, misogynistic, homophobic, slave-approving gods?
EA Miller EA Miller The key to every religion is to convince people that the natural world (the only world) cannot not provide the answers that their mythological deities can. It’s total hogwash of course, but billions of people adhere to this type of delusional reasoning nevertheless.
Pat Simons Pat Simons To the deluded, the truth will always be received as an insult.
Dr. Idel Dreimer Dr. Idel Dreimer What the atheist asks is the ability to describe things as the evidence suggests, and to respond in a rational fashion. Speculations about how things came to be -- no matter how interesting -- lack an evidentiary basis and are ultimately irrelevant to daily life. Speculations about how things should be -- the conduct of society -- these are the subjects of moral philosophy. Religion -- which claims both a human-like originator and a detailed knowledge of his moral conclusions -- is fantasy posing as fact -- and should be valued accordingly. (Observation #1868)
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