top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Baron von Knifty |
If you want to find out how tall you can stand in this world, first you must get up off your knees.
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| Jake Jesser |
""How do you give something away with the knowledge that you will get it back in three days, and then claim it to be the 'Ultimate Sacrafice'?"" |
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George Carlin |
More people have been killed in the name of god than for any other reason. |
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George Carlin |
"My god has a bigger dick than your god." |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Give a man with a death wish a bottle of whisky and a loaded gun, you get a dead body. Give a martyr a quote from scripture and a pocket full of
prayers and you get a room full of corpses. Kevis Hendrickson |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods then you will be gone but you will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones. --- Marcus Aurelius |
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Dee Jay |
The crazies have begun celebrating the murder and zombie rise of a fictional character. How bizzare. |
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Clever Trevor |
If there is a god, atheists are going to heaven. God is bound to want some intelligent conversation at some point, right? |
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George Carlin |
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation |
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| antony saunders / unknown |
absence of evidence is evidence of absence. |
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| reverendMANSON |
If there is a God, and I'm wrong (which is very doubtful), let him strike anyone who reads this quote dead!
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Well, You're still here, so no God. I win. |
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| John Ridley |
We all have imaginary friends, it's just that I don't call mine God. |
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| Another Human |
The Bible - A Fairytale book of rules brainwashing millions. Obliviously used to help create war, kill, hate, judge and discriminate |
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| atheist. |
we're not going to hell. we're going to a crematorium. |
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| Unknown |
If god made man in his image... that is a frightening thought. |
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| Hume |
No testimony is sufficient to establish a miracle, unless . . . its falsehood would be more miraculous than the fact which it endeavors to establish. |
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George Carlin |
Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion, are people you wouldn't wanna fuck in the first place? |
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| Lancelot Lovejoy |
Religion is nothing more than a social-support outfit. |
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| Tiera Hurlbert |
Atheist or Christian, man will always act in his own self-interest. Unless we can create a race of humans that has no basis to feel superior or inferior to other humans, work toward a common good and understand that love is an action, not a feeling, mankind is doomed. |
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| mark s.crooks |
If there were universals they would be known to all |
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| Stephen Hawking |
Heaven is nothing more than a fairy story invented by people who are afraid of the dark
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| Ted Turner |
I'd rather go to hell, heaven has got to be boring. |
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EA Miller |
In pursuing science, we follow the best available path to someday unraveling the mysteries of our universe. The Abrahamic religions are frozen at a fixed point in ancient times, irrationally think they have all the answers, and are incapable of building upon empirical data without contradicting their dogma. |
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EA Miller |
When "god is your compass", you truly are lost and devoid of the most basic critical thinking skills. |
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EA Miller |
During the 13th century, Arabic nations made great advances and discoveries in the fields of mathematics and astronomy. They also embraced differing opinions at that time. Then they became theocracies as barbaric ignorance and anti-science sentiment took the lead and never have recovered. Sadly (and most currently), this very same thing appears to be happening in the United States as extreme, right-wing, white evangelicals funded by billionaires have relentlessly overrun all aspects of American society. |
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Jerry Dees Jr |
Here's a crazy thought: What if a divine being existed whose love was truly unconditional? Imagine a deity who fundamentally rejects violence, who did not create systems of punishment or suffering such as Earth, Satan, or hell. Instead, this hypothetical God would have created beings directly in a state of perfect harmony and peace, eliminating the potential for pain and existential struggle. |
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Jerry Dees Jr |
The Old Testament to the New Testament is just an evolution to fit a more modern understanding, showing that the Old Testament was no longer acceptable by logical righteousness standards, proving the Bible is merely a man-made book. |
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Gregarious |
There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: Those who are quiet and Those who talk a lot. |
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Ludwig Wittgenstein |
If you choose to live a religious life, it mustn't be that you talk a lot about your religion, and especially not proselytize about it and force your beliefs on others, but simply accept that your manner of life is different from those with whom your views are not shared. It is only if you have an open mind, try to be helpful to other people, and are open to constructive dialog, will you in the end help each other find the “Truthâ€. |
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Carl Sagan |
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion – however satisfying, comforting, and reassuring that is. |
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M. Murphy |
If priests talked to God, surely God would have told them to stop fucking little children ... Wouldn’t He???
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Geo Brain |
So, let me get this right..." were there Wooly Mammoths on the Ark or were there not? Or were they buried under thousands of years of polar ice (including the years before god created the universe in 4002 or whenever....) and couldn't get out in time for the boat ride??? |
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Zato |
What kind of a God accepts the brutal torture and murder of his innocent son as payment...for anything? |
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
Reason alone has delivered us from the ages of darkness, has transformed mankind with knowledge and enlightenment, and has given us a universe to explore. |
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Akanyang Canine |
To all Christians who ever told me that "Hell is waiting for me" I just want you to know that mental doctors are waiting for you. |
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Daniel Langdon |
I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me.
Antonio Villaraigosa |
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EA Miller |
Unbeknownst to most religious folk, atheists are capable of creating beautiful things, like poetry...
Clear skies, sunshine
Not seen through a god’s eyes
Only mine
Surf and soil, they crash and meet
As I caress the warm sand, with my feet
I look upon an endless horizon
-EA Miller |
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EA Miller |
The day when science and rational thinking are embraced over religious fallacy will truly be a day that all humanity can rejoice. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Fools and their money are soon parted. However, parting fools from their gods isn't so easy. |
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EA Miller |
Explanations of sunrise and sunset...
Christian: God lifts the sun into the sky each morning to warm us and lowers it every evening to cool us down.
Atheist: The sun stays in its position at the center of our solar system. It doesn't rise and set. But it appears to rise and set because of the Earth's rotation on its axis. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
If I were to invent a religion, complete with its own god, I would have to give that god the name TRUTH.
I would encourage my 'flock' to seek out TRUTH and worship TRUTH for all they were worth.
Amen. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
It's quite obvious to me that it's easier by far to give people religion than to take religion away from them.
It's just the same with nicotine. |
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Sean Smith |
Did God create us? Or did we Create God? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
If anyone REALLY wishes to know what happens to us when we die, may I suggest they study road-kill?
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Angel Sordo |
So you're telling me that because of this one guy named Adam who committed a "terrible" sin by eating an apple 6000 years ago now all of humanity has to suffer on Earth and then suffer for an eternity in hell because they refused to believe in a magical man who made them suffer on Earth because some guy decided to eat a fruit?
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EA Miller |
Christians, instead of asking “What would Jesus do?†the next time you’re in a pickle, why not ask “What would Hans Solo do?†You’ll get a WAY cooler answer that way! |
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EA Miller |
Many Christians believe in the seven-headed beast in Revelation (bible future prophecy), but not climate change. And they call atheists crazy?! |
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EA Miller |
Love without gods is the purest kind of love
No need for magical beings from below or above
Stay true to yourself so others can see
How beautiful the life of an atheist can be
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EA Miller |
Atheism:
The ability to think outside of the narrow confines of a fictional religious holy book! |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
The priest said faith was a pair of winged silver slippers that could carry one to the kingdom of heaven, as he bent to adjust the empty Kleenex boxes on his feet - Ralph Metusi |
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EA Miller |
“It is the enemy’s (Devil’s) job to put contradictions to God’s word before our eyes.â€
-TV Pastor Ron Carpenter’s ridiculous explanation for all of the contradictions in the Bible.
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osirisnut |
Christians believe abstinence is the only safe means of birth control, they also believe a virgin gave birth and all priests, monks and nuns are celibate. |
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osirisnut |
Atheists do look for answers to existence itself. They just don't make them up. Teller |
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osirisnut |
There is the Catholic church the Presbyterian church the Baptist church the Lutheran church the Mormon church the Anglican church etc. Shit doesn't cease to be shit just because it changes its name. |
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EA Miller |
Christianity is an unoriginal fairy-tale stolen from ancient beliefs that existed long before it was ever conceived. |
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EA Miller |
A Christian television network, Daystar, often uses the phrase “real talk†on their programs. My question then is this: How can you have “real talk†when your subject matter is inundated with imaginary friends? |
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EA Miller |
Faith is for weak minds who have given up on the truth. |
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EA Miller |
If religion existed in a vacuum and did not adversely effect so many people, I would have no problem with it. But as history (ancient and modern) has shown time and time again, this is most definitely NOT the case. |
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Gregarious |
The reason 'fake news' is such a big problem on social media is that most of the world is gullible. 90% of people have some kind of religious affiliation or thinking. The religious, by definition, are delusional and gullible to suggestions, insinuations, allusions, and misinformation – or they wouldn’t be religious! |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
God gave us everything, apparently. Even schizophrenia so that we could talk with him. |
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