top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| From the simpsons |
That sounded like a prayer a prayer a prayer in a public school god has no place within these walls just like facts have no place within organised religion |
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| Athena |
America is not a Christian nation. Period. Our Constitution never derived from the paranoid yammerings of that otherwise compassionate cult leader who fucking died in the Middle Eastern desert 3000 years ago. |
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| Harrison Worsley |
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six |
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| Borat |
God is real.............................................................not!!! |
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Robert G. Ingersoll |
I am not so much for the freedom of religion as I am for the religion of freedom. |
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| tom robbins |
man was created by water to carry it uphill |
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Levi Henderson |
"I am an Atheist, I do not harm, I do not claim to be above non-atheists or their respective deities, I respect the ways of others, as long as they choose to respect me." |
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carlton sumsion |
Evolution vs religion. The facts outweigh the bullshit |
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| George Gordon Noel Byron |
Those who will not reason are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves. |
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| Clint Murphy |
Pediatric cancer wards prove to me god does not exist. |
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| teenageatheist |
My parents have already confessed the non-existence of Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter bunny. I'm just waiting for them to admit that a huge mystical man in the sky doesn't exist. But somehow that seems probable and truthful to them. |
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| Clint Murphy |
I think he screamed like a bitch when they nailed his ass to that cross. |
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| Bob Allen |
Criminalizing abortion only replaces safe abortion with unsafe abortion. |
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| Unknown |
Where is religion the strongest? In the poorest countries whos citizens possess the lowest IQ's . |
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| Chuck The Canuck |
Life should be built on modern truths, not medieval superstitions. |
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Yazzy.J |
"If being in Heaven is an infinite happiness, how come you'll be happy, since there is no such a thing as happiness without suffering, as happiness is defined by the opposite and that what religon can't deny." |
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| Angelo Milone |
Faith is reassurance of the weak minded. |
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| Unknown |
"Always trust the man searching for truth. Never trust the man who claims to have found it." |
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| Jonathan Barragan |
The day that we will truly reach our potential as a civilization will be when everyone does to the idea of god the same that they did to the idea of santa |
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Analin Vader |
In the beginning god said "It's SO boring being alone... I think I'll make a new toy... and make it a nice place to live. Hang on, why not have some fun! I'll make lots of rules it can never keep... make sure it can't prove I exist but then expect it to believe in me without any evidence... oh, and it has to worship me forever saying how great I am! This is going to be FUN!!! Oh, and if it doesn't believe in me I'll sulk and send it to some ghastly place to suffer for eternity. Hang on... this is all a bit sick, maybe I need therapy... |
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| Baron von Knifty |
If the church proclaims the atheist to be morally deficient, then that means the agnostic must be half-moral and half-deficient; sort of a heathen-lite. Would this person burn in hell at only half the temperature?
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| Baron von Knifty |
Why is it, if your supposed omnipotent god is so powerful, he can't destroy Satan?
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| Baron von Knifty |
If Jesus died for anyone’s sins he wasted his life.
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| Alliat |
I find those people silly, who both believe in god and the theory of evolution. If god created man in his own image, that makes god a single celled organism - No wonder he's so hard to find! |
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| T. J. Neubig |
If you believe God is all good and loving, then take a trip to the Middle East |
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| Marx |
"Religion is the opiate of the masses." |
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| Sigmund Freud |
Those historical residues have helped us to view religious teachings, as it were, as neurotic relics, and we may now argue that the time has probably come, as it does in an analytic treatment, for replacing the effects of repression by the results of the rational operation of the intellect. The Future of an Illusion / 1927
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| Coluche |
And God said: I split in two, the rich will have food, the poor will have appetite. |
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carlton sumsion |
Shit happens
Taoism-shit happens
Buddism-if shit happens, its not really shit
Islam-if shit happens, it's the will of Allah
Protestantism-shit happens because you don't work
hard enough
Judaism-Why does this shit always happen to us
Hinduism-This shit happened before
Catholicism-Shit happens because your bad
Hare Krishna-Shit happpens rama rama
T.V. Evangelism-Send more shit
Atheism-No shit
Jehova's Witness-knock knock shit happens
Hendoism-There's nothing like a good shit happening
Christian Science-Shit happens in your mind
Agnosticism-Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't
Rastafarianism-Lets smoke this shit
Existentialism-What is shit anyway
Stoicism-This shit doesn't bother me |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Faith is a cop-out. It is intellectual bankruptcy. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can’t be taken on its own merits. - Dan Barker |
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Carlos Mora |
Do you need a god to be good? We don't .
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Enoch Author (admin) |
But in the [US constitution's] First Amendment's success lies a great danger to our liberties. If we never question our religions or their motives, they will ultimately destroy our freedom to do so. [William H. Reynolds, Creationism: The Fossil Record and the Flood] |
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Mads Dethlefsen |
Life is the only thing you have, and the only thing you will ever get. So do not waste it preparing for what will happen to you when it ends. |
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Dee Jay |
So many religions fighting each other over their differences and yet, they have more in common than they realize. Greed, corruption, hypocrisy, extremism....the list goes on. |
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Dee Jay |
How can any sane person actually believe a "loving god" called 20 small children "home"? fucking crazy! |
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| MFA |
Eternal life concept of religion is boring for the people who will go to heaven.
And for those who will be in hell, torture will become a routine after first 700,000,000 years. |
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Richard Dawkins |
The American Constitution is a precious treasure, the envy of the world. The First Amendment of the Constitution, which enshrines the separation between church and state, is the model for secular constitutions the world over and deserves to be imitated the world over.
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Christopher Hitchens |
“Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it.”
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| Franz Raphael Ferriols |
Christians accept Jesus because they never really met this person, they only like stories about him. Imagine if you met a guy, claiming that he's the son of god, in our time, would you even care to listen? |
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| Unknown |
I find it funny that the bible suggests the world is flat. We know this is not true... so why do people still insist everything in the bible is 100% accurate? |
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| Soul Doubt |
Attention everyone: Easter has been cancelled. They found the body.
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| Walt Fristoe |
I looked for God in my family - I didn't find Him.
I looked for God in my culture - I didn't find Him.
I looked for God in church - I didn't find Him.
I looked for God in science - I found I didn't need Him. |
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| RBF |
They say evolution isn't true because we don't see evidence of any creature evolving infront of our eyes, Well I say god isn't true since I don't see anyone popping out of thin air. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The 4000+ year old scam (and STILL going strong). Otherwise known as god based religion.
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
A god has no power, other than that of its followers. |
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Paige Mitchell |
If I had to choose between believing in Santa and God I do believe I would believe in Santa. At least Santa brings presents. |
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| Reece Duncan |
Why would any god give us free will, then ask us to give it up to him? |
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Douglas Adams |
"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?" |
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| Rebecca Le |
God didn't create us, we created him. |
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Navneeth D |
Gods are fragile things,They may be killed by a whiff of science or by common sense. |
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