top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Alex |
I ain't no god lover, I'm one of those heathen Atheists!! |
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| Alex |
Head of the Catholic Church is a hypocrite & chief pedophile. Child sexual abuse has been going on in the RC church for decades the only difference now is that they have been found out!!. So much for Gods intervention then? |
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| Hypatia of Alexandria |
All formal dogmatic religions are fallacious and must never be accepted by self-respecting persons as final. |
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| Alex |
The Catholic Church are a bunch of total hypocrites they don't practice what they preach,nor do they walk their talk. Its a pack of lies & now they have been found out. |
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| Alex |
Come & too me my little children Oh ya!! I wonder why? |
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| Alex |
The Catholic Church = The Pedophile party!! |
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| Alex |
The Pope may not have directly committed abuse himself but he colluded & allowed others to get away with horrendous acts against highly vulnerable children & young people. I think there is something deeply rotten at the heart of Catholicism & the church itself. |
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| Alex |
The Pope = chief of Pedophiles |
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| Alex |
After the sickening scandal of child sexual abuse in Ireland & across the world how can the Vatican,the pope & the Catholic Church claim to be the sole authority on Morality? I think they have forfeited ANY claim to moral superiority now. |
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| God |
*silence* |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
As if the world didn't have enough to contend with with one series of incestuous relationships (Adam and Eve et al) he then goes and forces another series of incestuous relationships upon us with Noah and his lot (his wife appears not to have a name). |
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| NoGods4Me |
The torah, bible and quran are just collections of grim fairy tales, written by control freaks, for feeble minded sheeple who suffer from "Peter Pan syndrome". |
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| Alex |
Why, is it that Muslims cannot laugh at their god or their religion, have they all collectively had a humor lobotomy? |
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| ordinary atheist |
Why must religions defense against atheism always be based on either; a chapter of their book, the number of people that believe(which is because the family who raised you, were ignorant) or more popular, the fact we like to get drunk on your holidays. BTW look up "ignorant" before you get butt-hurt |
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| Adrian Lucifer |
If one chooses to believe that there is a god who is omnipotent then one must also believe that god created Satan and all evil from which he tries to protect us, thus he is a hypocrite as he claims to want good yet creates evil. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
As an atheist, I celebrate Christmas 'cos it's a great excuse for a pissup. I don't bother with Easter, though. |
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| The smarter one |
Because of Santa and the Easterbunny ofcourse!  |
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| unknown |
Why couldn't jesus walk on the water twice?
Because there were holes in his feet :) |
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| Anthony Provenzano |
Religion-making people do things, because of the threat an afterlife brings. |
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| Alex |
Religion (how to mess people up)show them sex & self pleasure then tell them its dirty & sinful, forbid them these things. Result = screwed up people. Well sorry but that sums up religion for you!!. |
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| Alex |
I hate all religion & all gods, its all utter deluded twaddle. Non of it is worth a f*ck!!. |
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| NoGods4Me |
Even more pathetic is the Theist who can't understand that the "pathetic moron" referred to in a previous quote describes him/her. Ramesh Raja, this is an "Atheist Quote" site, NOT a site to post some retarded religious gibberish. We could not care less about what a bronze-age book of fairytales has to say! |
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| Darwinian |
Let's say that somehow I created a Planet on my PC and populated this planet with plants and animals. But unlike software like sim earth these animals were real. Every bit as real as the animals that exist on the Earth today.
Then let's say I created a small race of human like beings. These beings were intelligent, sentient and self aware. Consciously they are as real as you or I. They have emotions, needs, longing, a sense of humour. They feel love, fear, joy, pain, happiness. Just as we do.
Now, not only did I create this world with all it's inhabitants but I also planned every aspect of their lives. There was not one thing that they did, do or will do that I did not know would happen before I even started this project.
I have also gone to a great deal of trouble to give this world a history. I have given it an entire universe to exist in which appears to have emanated from a mighty explosion some 13.7 billion years ago. I have given the planet itself an equally impressive past full of geology, fossil records, evolution and anything else I can think of to make the intelligent and inquiring mind come to the conclusion that all things are as a result of cause and effect with no supernatural element.
Let's further suppose that I love this world with all it's creatures and I want to have a 'personal' relationship with every human like being that exists on it. What I really want is for every person that I have created to worship me and love me and put me before all other people and things. I also want them to follow my rules and guidelines and as a reward for this, when they die they will be granted eternal life in another creation of mine called 'Paradise'.
However, in order for people to know, worship and obey me I must inform them of my existence and my will. I do this by planting thoughts and ideas into some of the peoples minds which eventually work there way into stories which are discussed around camp fires and other gatherings and then get written down.
Many of the stories I plant are in direct contradiction to the physical evidence that lies all around.
After a thousand years or so these stories get compiled into many holy books which many people claim are the word of the creator. Many of the stories claim that I have personally spoken to people throughout history but there is no other evidence other than the stories in these books to support that. I certainly don't intervene to corroborate these stories.
After a while I decide that things aren't going the way I planned so I create a special human with special knowledge to live amongst them and nudge them in the right direction. Not only do I give this human special knowledge I also give him the ability to bypass many of the routines and programming that I used to create this world to allow him to do amazing things such as walk on water, or heal the sick etc.
This man roams around for a few years in his thirties, performing a few miracles and making many speeches. He gets a bit of a following and many people think he has been sent by the creator. However, many more people think he is just the latest in a long line of religious leaders who claim all sorts of things.
Eventually he gets killed and the seeds of a new religion have started.
Right, I think to myself, that's all the chances they are going to get. Either these people believe every word this special man has told them and through him worship, love, honour and obey me or when they die, no matter what sort of person they have been or what sort of life they have lead I'm either going to consign their conscious minds to oblivion or send them to another place I have created called 'Eternal Torment' where I can watch them scream and writhe in agony for all time.
Question is, if this were true, what sort of person would that make me?
Darwinian, admin at http://www.atheistforums.org |
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| John B Kenrick |
An agnostic is one who has not the courage of his lack of convictions. |
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| NoGods4Me |
Definition of 'pathetic moron' = Theists who post their mindless drivel on an "Atheist Quotes" site in the hopes that anyone there will give a damn about what they have to say! |
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| Alex |
If god & religion was so true & so great how come the church has to brainwash kids so early in life. Ans: Get them innocent & open minded before they get a chance to see its a total con job. |
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| Alex |
God & religion biggest form of mass mental delusion going. |
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| Alex |
I'd suggest that MOST people who go to church go NOT because of religion but because its more of a social club, & for the elderly it keeps loneliness at bay. Loneliness is still a big taboo in our culture. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Religion creates failure, in the simple sense of not wanting, caring, or even creating enthusiasm to hear the truth.
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| June VanDerMark |
History proves that when the desire hits to please a deity, any type of behavior is acceptable to the believers of the dogmas.
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| Colter Hiebert |
Saying you worship the devil because you don't believe in god is the same as saying you don't believe in aliens because space is just too big. |
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| Alex |
The fundamentalist religious right wing in the USA is no! better & No! worse than the Taliban or Al Quida's of the world. They both stink like shit!! both are no better than the Nazi's. |
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Diane Fadden |
Brutal reality can be too difficult/painful to take for some people; so comes the inventing of (or hope in) FICTION.
--if there wasn't a "religion" section in bookstores, it's where the bible would be. |
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| Alex |
I DON'T see your God or your religion bring dead people back to life.Oh! & I don't believe in heaven or an after life either those are myth's too. The only place you go is back to where you/we came from i.e. the primal void. |
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| Jonathan Chow |
I used to believe that religion was real, because it gave me a sense of comfort, the lie of salvation. |
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Diane Fadden |
If I were a god, first thing I'd do...reveal myself so all the atheists would give me proper homage & shut the fuck up! But then again, maybe it's more fun, sending doubting children to everlasting suffering and hell!
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| Redfish |
Okay folks, here is the thing. I am an atheist because logic tells me there are no imaginary friends for clear thinking adults. I do not pretend to know the origin of the Universe and science in this region is at best only a guess. I am perfectly content to admit I do not know the origin, and also do not care how or when. In truth nobody does orever will know how or when. The big bang supposes(guesses) that the present Universe was created that way, but no one can tell what was there before the big-bang. Christian people provide the non-answer that god always was and always will be. When confronted by this stupidity I change my answer from not knowing to: The Universe always was and always will be. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
The Proof Is In The Pudding Head; If there was a god he wouldn’t have revealed so much doubt, hidden so much compassion, or made his followers so asinine. |
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| jazz |
There is never an excuse to hate anyone for their belief's, this is the way religionists work and it is abhorent to any free mind.
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| Archimedes von Chuff Chuff |
I'm fascinated by how many theists claim to have "comprehensively studied evolution", yet they instantly conflate it with cosmology (the Big Bang) and abiogenesis. It's almost as though they are telling lies, and the only "comprehensive studying" they have done is to quote (sometimes verbatim) the strawman arguments found on creationist/apologetic websites.
But how can they be lying? After all, one of their principle commandments tells them not to bear false witness. |
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| Alex |
I totally reject ALL gods & ALL religions as delusional twaddle!!. And when I come to breath my last I will disappear back into the primal void from were I came. Like all of us do anyway. |
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| Dr.alcadeias |
no stariway!! |
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Diane Fadden |
I totally do not believe in the Christian notion of what heaven is, or that a supreme god would deliberately create Satan, create Hell, create humans flawed so they'd fuck up, then need God to fix it for them--forcing them to be his slaves on Earth in order to win salvation (heaven)--then sing & praise him to soothe his towering ego for all eternity. |
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| June VanDerMark |
As it claims to OWN light, darkness idolizes its own stupidity.
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| Stinger |
if god is so vain that he would damn me to hell for not believing in him, i dont think i would want to worship him |
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| Stinger |
If humans where placed on earth, 2 of them non the less, supposing we didnt all die of incest or became so retarded that we died anyways (seems bad planning on gods part) and we where placed moderatly advanced: language, knowledge of food, knowledge of law, understanding of environment ect. and we didnt evolve at all (because evolution is impossible to some people) then why are there cave drawings? |
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| Alex |
What does capitalism & God & Religion have in common,they all exploit people. |
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| Alex |
Bloody hell bloody capitalism gets every were even in Atheism!!YAK. |
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| Alex |
How many gods does it take to make a universe? |
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| Alex |
That's utter twaddle & simplistic, NOT all dreams are bad or useless. Dreams are incredibly important to the well being & mental health of the sane individual. Only delusions or denial or hallucination's are bad or highly questionable. |
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robbie burns |
The irony that religion is paving their road to perdition is lost on the theists |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Taking the Mickey.
Mick O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife. "Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
Mick chickened out a little and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, Michael!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of Mick's drinking buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "Mick won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep and started snoring."
Anon (and slightly re-jigged by moi) |
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osirisnut |
Predatory perverted pedophile priests prey on prepubescent pupils. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
To those who abuse: the sin is yours, the crime is yours, and the shame is yours. To those who protect the perpetrators: blaming the victims only masks the evil within, making you as guilty as those who abuse. Stand up for the innocent or go down with the rest. - Flora Jessop, Church of Lies |
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Francis Bede |
Religion is that vast fiction which has had too many writers and not enough critics - Capsicum the 49th, 4th Ruler of The Green Planet |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Religion. The best run protection racket EVER.
Al Capone would've been proud merely to be associated. |
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osirisnut |
What the pope said about gay families. "There can be no confusion between the family that god wants and any other type of union". If that is truly what god wants then why doesn't god (fucking) tell us. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
The jealous and angry God that justified the killings of millions, sent plagues upon first borns, and abhorred homosexuals is not worthy of my worship.
― David G. McAfee |
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osirisnut |
Priests, monks, nuns and the rest of the clergy are for the best part the product of stupidity. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Stupidity may turn an atheist to religion but it will never bring a religious man to atheism. - Ralph Metusi |
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